Today, my mother shared my phone number with my brother, despite my explicit wishes that she didn't. He immediately went and put it on Craigslist and several other websites. This is the fourth time I've had to change my number for that very same reason. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, someone posted online a listing for a bicycle for sale, and accidentally put my phone number instead of their own. I have received more calls in one day than I have from friends and family in a week. FML
Today, I've changed my number twice already. When I asked why the insurance agent gave my contact details away without my consent, she replied, "But he seemed so concerned about you!" I suddenly wish there was a serial killer list I can upload her personal information to. Not that I'll actually do it, but fuck you. FML
Today, after I had changed my number to get away from my abusive ex, my mom decided to give him my new one. She insists that I need to give him another chance. FML
Today, my friend put my phone number on Craigslist. I still can't find the ad, but obviously everyone else can because I still haven't stopped receiving naked pictures. FML
Today, I had to change my mobile number because I was getting abuse from a guy, so I sent my new number to all of the people on my contact list. Including him. FML
Today, my friend posted my phone number all over the Internet, claiming I was a deranged stalker who prank called her. I was calling from my new number to give it to her. FML
Today, my phone rang for the first time in four days. It was my mom. She dialed the wrong number. FML
Today, I sent my mom a text to tell her about my promotion at work. She responded with, "Who is this?" It turns out that she deleted my number, because I "never call." FML
Today, I found my mother wandering the halls of my fraternity unescorted and asked why she was here, she told me she was concerned when I didn't pick up my phone for two days. She then informed me that she had also moved to the same city I live in. My mother moved over 600 miles to stalk me. FML
Today, my husband gave my cellphone number to his most obnoxious, creepiest friend. I've been drunken-dialed five times already. FML
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Top comments
dadof2 4
I guess its time to stop giving it to your mother and whip your brothers a@@!!
CJ0106 1
I would do the same thing back to him. May not be the most mature approach but he'll probably learn his lesson.
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Comments (108)
jellenwood 35
Why is the mother enabling him?!
TVKill3r 15
And now you tell your mother to **** off when she asks for your new number.
kingjanic 1
Don't give your mom your number!
ForeverJasmine 26
You can't trust your mom obviously, so maybe just have your dad call you if they need anything and make sure your mom ever gets your number?
GeorgiaBea 28
So stop giving your number to your mom. There are some family members who don't actually deserve to be your family... It's ok. Really.
Aiden Stubblefield 9
get thier ip adress somehow using wireshark or an email or something then set up a dos attack on the company he works fors website with his ip. with even the most basic security they will track his ip down but not yours. they will then fire him or even send him to jaill. did i get carried away?☺
Jake F Thomas 14
Sounds like you shouldn’t give your mum your number
Hangryko 32
Call the cops on both of them.