Today, I had to explain to my little brother that my pads were not in fact "big band-aids" and that he should probably remove them from his legs. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had to explain to my little brother that my tampons weren't ear plugs. FML
Today, I had to remove my brother's pubic hairs from the bathtub before bathing my son. FML
Today, I had to listen to my best friend explain how to properly unstick one's balls from one's leg. I'm a girl. FML
Today, I had to explain to my 14-year-old sister why one must not wear the same pair of knickers for a week. FML
Today, I had a performance. I have to go bra-less to wear my gown and I didn't want any peek-a-boos. I asked my boyfriend to bring "large band-aids" without telling him why I needed them. He brought waterproof, top-notch tough ones. They're still stuck to me, and are not coming off anytime soon. FML
Today, my older brother and some of his cute friends came over. When we were inside, my mom yelled to me, "I got you some bigger tampons because you leaked all over your new underwear." They all started laughing. FML
Today, I had to explain to my brother why it's not OK to stick his knob in the toaster. FML
Today, I was working at my day-camp, and one of my little boys told me he had to show me something important. He proudly showed me that he'd crapped his pants. I had to wipe his ass clean. FML
Today, my mom told my dad to get me extra absorbent pads, very loudly, in a crowded mall. FML
Today, my brother saw my side when my shirt came up, and asked when I got a tattoo; the pink he saw was in fact my stretch marks. Worst of all, I had to show them to everyone to prove I didn't actually get a tattoo. FML
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Top comments
EverestMelting 23
Well both pads and band aids are used for bloody gashes..
flufee2 27
What a silly kid... Everyone knows they go on the ams
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Comments (70)
Divergentlover 10
This is why you should probably hide them somewhere, but anyway FYL
Noah197099 17
Let him be. He'll learn eventually.
joe3_fml 15
They grow up so fast, don't they?
LadyKayDee 23
haha.Kids do things you didnt even think were possible or existed.This is very adorable to me.Bless him.
iPixiee 23
That's so cute! ^^
davisjenny81 30
Were they used? If so his whole carcass would smell like shrimp from a mile away
iPixiee 23
I don't think so, even a kid wouldn't use something that already has blood on it to cover up blood. At least I hope they do. :p
annarcheer 19
#23 okay.. that's nice..
dubb420 15
if your period blood smells like shrimp, there's something wrong with you.
davisjenny81 30
Ok well period blood smell is a weird smell. The closest thing to that smell I could think of was shrimp. No my blood doesn't smell like Bubba Gump's everyone.
clairesucks 37
You have way too much time on your hands if you think about what your period smells like
xninix_fml 36
Lol it worked in she's the man :p
moviedude5000 6
He is not wrong they were used as bandages in WWII
emeraldisle 30
I cannot stop laughing at this. Thank you for that OP.
anthonyksee 11
As long as you didn't use them beforehand...