Today, I had a performance. I have to go bra-less to wear my gown and I didn't want any peek-a-boos. I asked my boyfriend to bring "large band-aids" without telling him why I needed them. He brought waterproof, top-notch tough ones. They're still stuck to me, and are not coming off anytime soon. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I came home to my boyfriend wearing one of my pads on his hand, because he didn't want to pay to go to the hospital for stitches. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me to stuff my bra before going to a party with him and his friends because he didn't want to be embarrassed. FML
Today, I had to explain to my little brother that my pads were not in fact "big band-aids" and that he should probably remove them from his legs. FML
Today, I went to the water park with my boyfriend. A swimsuit was required to go on the rides. My bikini straps somehow got torn off and I had nothing else with me. My boyfriend said, "Hell, just wear my spare shorts. You could pass as a guy with your chest". FML
Today, I was preparing to perform with my marching band at a competition. Right before we went on, a tuba player friend of mine offered to help me stretch. He wound up snapping my bra. I'm a drum major, and had to conduct the entire show while my boobs were falling out. FML
Today, I rubbed my heel raw with a new shoe, so I put a bandaid on and went to the pool. A few minutes later, I noticed the bandaid floating close to me. I'm not an ass so I quickly fished it out and put in the pocket of my swimming trunks. Later, I went to shower and noticed that my bandaid was still on my heel. FML
Today, my boyfriend bought a bikini he wanted me to wear in our hot tub. Unfortunately, I ran out of swimsuits for my daily swim at the public pool, so I took the new bikini. Now I know why he wanted to be alone when I wore it, as water turns it see-through and melts the stitching so it falls off. FML
Today, since I'm too broke to get a new one, I had to duct tape my bra. FML
Today, at work, I wet my pants. I had to throw my tighty-whities away. Since I didn't have underwear on, I chafed real bad and got a rash on my butthole and near my balls. I had to push my boyfriend off of me, all because it hurt too much to touch. FML
Today, I was told I needed to start carrying bandaids with me at work because practically every day I hurt myself. FML
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Top comments
froggyjade 16
Try warm water, should take most of the ouch away :-)
Jak0p 25
So maybe rub it off with some oil? your boyfriend will help you for sure ;)
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foxwasalamb 24
they will soon. good thing they worked. I've never heard that one before. I've heard of pennies, and using those gel/silicone ones but not bandaids.
Soloman212 28
Straight up taping pennies to your nips? I feel like in a cold room that would just result in making it look like you have extremely thick nipples.
foxwasalamb 24
not taping them, just placing them on your nip nips. worked for me
Soloman212 28
Wait that's even more confusing. How do they stay in place..?
lifesentence 11
should have nipped this one in the bud
HeyyShayy 15
Pennies?? What?
xSLEEPYxHEADx 22
That's unfortunate OP, but next time go to a sex shop and buy pasties :)
HairIsEverything 15
I would rather people see my damn nipples than have my dress open and there be ******* pennies stuck to my boobs. That's just ridiculous
froggyjade 16
Try warm water, should take most of the ouch away :-)
wallamanut 14
yeah, and take it off very very slowly, or rip it off as fast as you can and get it over with.
Almost_Positive 18
Waterproof :/ I'm guessing they gave it a try
sweetbliss3 37
alcohol works very well on adhesives.
Ichiya 29
Fire works too but be careful charred nips aren't fun.
ligerzero459 24
Definitely the best idea. Peel up one side a little bit and run the warm water to start deactivating the adhesive until it comes off easily.
LP13413 8
"waterproof"
devildog562 33
Nipple-B-gone. The things women have to do to avoid wardrobe malfunctions. I applaud you all, but pray it malfunctions anyhow.
tucansamTommyG 12
Best way is to rip em off in one go, more painful then slowly pulling but the pain is over quick.
decodeIM 6
I don't know, I think it would damage the nipples. Next time explain what you want exactly OP.
CarlosDanger 12
There is a non-adhesive part of the bandaid which should be covering her nipples. If it id not the she deserves it.
tucansamTommyG 12
Like 58 said the part covering the nips isn't the sticky part so unless op has harry nips it shouldn't hurt much more than anywhere else.
JayGatsby 25
#58, the sticky part of the band aid might still be on the nipple depending how big they are and/or how big the band aid is.
HairIsEverything 15
That's a really scary thought that someone's nipples could be so big, that a large bandaide wouldn't cover them. they're usually about 3" by 2" bandaids. Those would be some very large nipples
Jak0p 25
So maybe rub it off with some oil? your boyfriend will help you for sure ;)
PleasantDino 22
Rub in some oil, loosens up the adhesive. :)
tucansamTommyG 12
Ya, drizzle the oil everywhere then rub it in everywhere and then... Sorry what were we talking about again?
Plastic_Stitchez 25
Hey atleast they worked! Jump in the shower and let the water hit them and they will slowly come off but make sure you try to pull a bit of the edge off to get water inside
vikky538 29
OP said its 100% waterproof...
Zacky_Chan 22
Haha, you have to be specific with us guys duhh
coldwithinme 14
*Deep Breath* 1, 2, ...
indigohippopo 20
That's sweet that your man came packed with heavy duty shit.
ZY1431 24
well yea he really didnt want anyone to see anything lol
ksuth 25
32, he didn't know what they were for.