Today, I had to explain to my little brother that my pads were not in fact "big band-aids" and that he should probably remove them from his legs. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to explain to my little brother that my tampons weren't ear plugs. FML
Today, I had to remove my brother's pubic hairs from the bathtub before bathing my son. FML
Today, I had to listen to my best friend explain how to properly unstick one's balls from one's leg. I'm a girl. FML
Today, I had to explain to my 14-year-old sister why one must not wear the same pair of knickers for a week. FML
Today, I had a performance. I have to go bra-less to wear my gown and I didn't want any peek-a-boos. I asked my boyfriend to bring "large band-aids" without telling him why I needed them. He brought waterproof, top-notch tough ones. They're still stuck to me, and are not coming off anytime soon. FML
Today, my older brother and some of his cute friends came over. When we were inside, my mom yelled to me, "I got you some bigger tampons because you leaked all over your new underwear." They all started laughing. FML
Today, I had to explain to my brother why it's not OK to stick his knob in the toaster. FML
Today, I was working at my day-camp, and one of my little boys told me he had to show me something important. He proudly showed me that he'd crapped his pants. I had to wipe his ass clean. FML
Today, my mom told my dad to get me extra absorbent pads, very loudly, in a crowded mall. FML
Today, my brother saw my side when my shirt came up, and asked when I got a tattoo; the pink he saw was in fact my stretch marks. Worst of all, I had to show them to everyone to prove I didn't actually get a tattoo. FML
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Top comments
EverestMelting 23
Well both pads and band aids are used for bloody gashes..
flufee2 27
What a silly kid... Everyone knows they go on the ams
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wildgenius 13
They grow up so fast
bl865ood 17
Hopefully it wasn't used...
cupcakeluver22 12
hello... it was pretty hilarious to see him with several "big Band-Aids" covering his legs. I thought I had hidden them pretty well but I guess I was wrong. I just told him that those were band aids were for different kinds of injuries and that it wasn't a good idea to use them. He understood and removed them. This will be a great thing to tease and laugh about in the future.
Omniprism 15
Actually they can be used as such. If you got stabbed I would use those to plug the wound.
Tonisha1989 11
Well I guess you guys need to buy more band aids so he doesn't have to improvise. Creative though I do him that.
JohnSSmith 4
I did the same thing when I was younger. FML