Today, I had to explain to my little brother that my pads were not in fact "big band-aids" and that he should probably remove them from his legs. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had to explain to my little brother that my tampons weren't ear plugs. FML
Today, I had to remove my brother's pubic hairs from the bathtub before bathing my son. FML
Today, I had to listen to my best friend explain how to properly unstick one's balls from one's leg. I'm a girl. FML
Today, I had to explain to my 14-year-old sister why one must not wear the same pair of knickers for a week. FML
Today, I had a performance. I have to go bra-less to wear my gown and I didn't want any peek-a-boos. I asked my boyfriend to bring "large band-aids" without telling him why I needed them. He brought waterproof, top-notch tough ones. They're still stuck to me, and are not coming off anytime soon. FML
Today, my older brother and some of his cute friends came over. When we were inside, my mom yelled to me, "I got you some bigger tampons because you leaked all over your new underwear." They all started laughing. FML
Today, I had to explain to my brother why it's not OK to stick his knob in the toaster. FML
Today, I was working at my day-camp, and one of my little boys told me he had to show me something important. He proudly showed me that he'd crapped his pants. I had to wipe his ass clean. FML
Today, my mom told my dad to get me extra absorbent pads, very loudly, in a crowded mall. FML
Today, my brother saw my side when my shirt came up, and asked when I got a tattoo; the pink he saw was in fact my stretch marks. Worst of all, I had to show them to everyone to prove I didn't actually get a tattoo. FML
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Top comments
EverestMelting 23
Well both pads and band aids are used for bloody gashes..
flufee2 27
What a silly kid... Everyone knows they go on the ams
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Comments (70)
False_Stupidity 42
I can't help wondering how old your little brother is.
digidy_doggg 9
GIVE MY PROFILE A ****
Shandra78 9
Not so bad an idea, apparently american marines and recon guys stock up on pads and tampons for wounds. Tampons seal up bullet holes real well and pads act as great non stick emergency wound patches.
PhantomFollower 20
That is why they say to change them every eight or so hours. It is the blood accumulation, not the cotton swab, that created TSS. Old blood is poisonous. It would be fine.
ODST_Panda 12
really the same purpose
buckstop1 37
Not if part of the "imagination" has been used.
nrdybrdy4 5
My niece did the exact same thing like a week ago
NavyWife9299 5
actually in some first aid situations pads are exstreamly usefull and normally pretty clean a friend fell off a horse and had a deep gash in his leg the pad and vet wrap heald it till he got it stitched up.
msdtreadwell 15
They kind of are big band aids, only they're sticky on the wrong side
Just_A_Tree 20
Innocent imagination... OP, let him believe...
Chrisseruss 13
Your poor, poor brother XD