Today, my wife sent me a Google Calendar reminder for "sex". FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my wife checked the time while we were having sex. Twice. FML
Today, my wife told me she had a surprise for me when I came home. Surprise to me means sex, not a new puppy. FML
Today, my wife told me she was very horny as we have not had sex in about two weeks, so I told her to do something for me to get me in the mood. She sighed and then went upstairs to get ready for work. FML
Today, like every other day, my wife doesn't have time for sex because she's too busy on Facebook. Then she bitched me out because "we never have sex anymore." FML
Today, I got an "Enlarge your penis" email for the millionth time. I was about to dismiss it when I saw the FW: from my wife. FML
Today, my wife started checking her email on her Blackberry while we were having sex. FML
Today, my wife is upset at me for having to remind her of her responsibilities. She dropped the ball several times in the past, and she hates that I remind her to prepare for upcoming deadlines. FML
Today, I sent a love message to my wife asking if she was horny. Minutes later, I realized that I sent it to my mother in law. FML
Today, my wife picked up her phone, answered a text, added a few things to her phone's shopping list, and looked at her phone calendar to remind me I have a doctor's appointment tomorrow. She did all this whilst my penis was inside her, giving it my best effort as well. Self confidence zero. FML
Today, I discovered my wife has had more sex in the last two months than I've had in the last year. FML
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Top comments
pokemyeyes 23
YDI for making her reach the point where she has to schedule herself into your calender and send you reminders.
charlamagnet 9
Be happy your actually having sex OP, Some of us aren't as lucky.
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Comments (69)
saymynamess 19
So romantic, I like the idea!
ChadHelton 8
translation "I'm horny, you need to f**** me. what's the problem?
noah333333 1
Your lucky bro
FenderM 5
ydi because don't you deserve sex? and having a wife who makes it a priority? I mean, welcome to grown up married life, sometimes it HAS to be scheduled if it's going to happen.
junpeiIori 17
If your wife needs to remind YOU for sex...I'm sad for her. I'm not a sex fiend but c'mon. Learn to recognize the signs, good sir.
Fairyjoshy 13
This FML really needs more context before I can come to a judgment one way or another. ...And yet other people like to judge based on 5% information, and 95% assumption.
Lukeeeeee 14
If he is receiving he reminder. That means that event is going on at that time.... So she's cheating.
joeyl2008 29
is she Liz lemon?
CaptainBlack 18
I think that's cute and flirty, I would love that haha.
MissRaindrop 20
I have to do the same thing to my husband or I don't get any for months at a time. And men say women are the ones who deny men. *snorts* Marriage counseling has helped but no reminders means no nookie