Today, I woke up to slight memory of my boyfriend leaving for work an hour earlier than originally planned due to "excessive sweat" in my bed. When I removed my sheets and took in a deep whiff, my olfactory receptors instantly knew that his so called "sweat" was actually his urine. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke to find my laptop and printer covered in what smells like pee. My boyfriend then confessed to me that he occasionally "sleep-pees". It's like sleepwalking, but where he urinates on random objects. FML
Today, I was going for a walk and I kept smelling pee wherever I went. After about an hour, I finally figured out that the smell was me. My dog had peed on my sweatshirt. FML
Today, I got out of bed and went to the bathroom. At least, I thought I did, until I woke up to my pants, sheets, and boyfriend all soaking wet. FML
Today, I woke up feeling awesome. I turned to face the sunrise in the window, and as I stretched and let out a big yawn. Only for my boyfriend to say "Baby, turn back over. Your breath smells like turds." FML
Today, I woke up with a stinky smell piercing my nose. Yesterday there was a party at my boss’s house, where I got super drunk and passed out. When I regained consciousness, I realized my panties were wet, my pants were wet, and, of course, the bed was wet. I’m 21 years old. FML
Today, I kept getting out of bed because I was sure my daughter had pooped in her diaper. Every time, I found nothing. I finally figured out the foul smell was my husband's breath, when he leaned into kiss me goodnight. FML
Today, after I unfortunately woke up too early and too quietly at my new-ish boyfriend's place (we've been together for about a month), I walked into his bathroom to discover that he's one of those freaks who drinks his own piss every morning. FML
Today, I woke up to a strange wetness covering my body. My drunk roommate's urine. FML
Today, just after waking up, I caught a glimpse of my girlfriend in the mirror. Not knowing I was awake, she sniffed at her armpits, started gagging, then quietly came back to bed. FML
Today, I noticed that my sweat smelled like cat food. FML
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qwertsarecool122 23
I'd be pissed
kyarush 10
Looks like urine a bad situation!
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Comments (124)
capnbzarr 43
Dump him: Not because he wet the bed (it could be a medical problem), but because he lied about it and made you clean it up.
Mf2307 15
i guess now you will have to wash the sheets on the bed after that
torrance1221 4
how do you know it's his and not yours? maybe you did it in your sleep and he didn't want you to feel embarrassed.
skyeyez9 25
Because her.underwear and crotch would still be soaked in pee. Plus it.was probably on the side he slept on. And the fact he left in a hurry.
skyeyez9 25
I never knew adult males pissing in the bed is that common. This is like the 15th fml I've read about their bf or newlywed husband pissing the bed.
perdix 31
Bedwetters need love, too! Just buy a waterbed and cover it with rubber sheets. Uncomfortable, but kinky...rawr;)!
Okayitwasme 0
Hm, must be a fellow bed wetter. Lol
dyanabsn 2
hilarious!! :)
beebananaz88 0
Mandiaper...
OfficeNinja 5
Now your bed is his territory. NOBODY else will want to be there. Including you.
Jibblets2367 7
Nothing like waking up in the morning to find out that you've been rolling in your boyfriend's waste
tinybear93 0
do the pee pee dance!
Cambria91 4
rub his nose in it , swat him on the tush with a rolled up newspaper and put him outside to show him where to potty for now on.