Today, I woke up to slight memory of my boyfriend leaving for work an hour earlier than originally planned due to "excessive sweat" in my bed. When I removed my sheets and took in a deep whiff, my olfactory receptors instantly knew that his so called "sweat" was actually his urine. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I woke to find my laptop and printer covered in what smells like pee. My boyfriend then confessed to me that he occasionally "sleep-pees". It's like sleepwalking, but where he urinates on random objects. FML
Today, I was going for a walk and I kept smelling pee wherever I went. After about an hour, I finally figured out that the smell was me. My dog had peed on my sweatshirt. FML
Today, I got out of bed and went to the bathroom. At least, I thought I did, until I woke up to my pants, sheets, and boyfriend all soaking wet. FML
Today, I woke up feeling awesome. I turned to face the sunrise in the window, and as I stretched and let out a big yawn. Only for my boyfriend to say "Baby, turn back over. Your breath smells like turds." FML
Today, I woke up with a stinky smell piercing my nose. Yesterday there was a party at my boss’s house, where I got super drunk and passed out. When I regained consciousness, I realized my panties were wet, my pants were wet, and, of course, the bed was wet. I’m 21 years old. FML
Today, I kept getting out of bed because I was sure my daughter had pooped in her diaper. Every time, I found nothing. I finally figured out the foul smell was my husband's breath, when he leaned into kiss me goodnight. FML
Today, after I unfortunately woke up too early and too quietly at my new-ish boyfriend's place (we've been together for about a month), I walked into his bathroom to discover that he's one of those freaks who drinks his own piss every morning. FML
Today, I woke up to a strange wetness covering my body. My drunk roommate's urine. FML
Today, just after waking up, I caught a glimpse of my girlfriend in the mirror. Not knowing I was awake, she sniffed at her armpits, started gagging, then quietly came back to bed. FML
Today, I noticed that my sweat smelled like cat food. FML
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qwertsarecool122 23
I'd be pissed
kyarush 10
Looks like urine a bad situation!
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Comments (124)
ohmandapants 17
What a dick move...he left you to sleep in his piss.
jdogg0119 4
Dang that's funny. But you use some big words lol
Arxikist 3
I find it funny when people prove they are stupid by publicly admitting it by saying something like: "dood u use BIG words haha."
jdogg0119 4
I never said I don't understand those big words. I was just making a joke dood
IKickPuppiesHard 16
dood
Mr25_fml 14
By any chance, is your boyfriend potty trained?
TheGothGamerGirl 20
How do you know it's his urine?
Arxikist 3
In guessing OP gave it a small lick and figured it out.
flockz 20
because male piss smells like tree bark.
KiddNYC1O 22
Apparently, flockz enjoys golden showers. =]
Arxikist 3
Nice fetish.
FleshForFantasy 3
I hope he buys you new sheets and a new mattress
FleshForFantasy 3
I hope he buys you new sheets and a new mattress
docscientist 10
Ever hear of washing?
hateevryone 15
and you're dating a guy who still wets the bed?
attaboy368 20
I knew a guy that did that when he was drinking which was often, and his mommy thought it was so "cute" he was 29~~ gross
lhfireman 0
so you're dating R Kelly?!? impressive