Today, I was so bored that I began searching for videos of people popping their pimples. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Morbid cringe
Today, I realized just how pathetic my life is when I found myself fascinated by videos that a woman posts on YouTube of her removing ingrown hairs and zits from people’s private areas. FML
Today, while on the bus, I watched a homeless man pop a pimple on his arm and eat it. FML
Today, I popped a pimple while stopped at a red light. When I looked over the woman in the car next to me was laughing, and had her camera phone out. FML
Content warning
Today, I walked into the dining room to find my mom popping pimples on my dad's back. FML
Today, I was so bored I googled the word "bored." The results were boring. FML
Picture this
Today, I've got so many pimples in my face, I could actually fill a bucket with my own pus. I'm 25. FML
Strong
Today, I broke my nose trying to pop a zit. FML
Too many to count
Today, I got a hand cramp from popping zits on my face. FML
Today, I spent twenty minutes looking in the mirror trying to remove a blackhead from my chin. It was a freckle. FML
Gross, so gross
Today, my boyfriend showed me a YouTube video of him popping a huge blackhead on his forehead. He told me he had been "growing" it for more than 2 years now. I have been caressing and kissing that thing for almost 2 years because I thought it was a beauty mark. FML
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DalPozzo13 10
Wtf
ThatOneCanadian 0
sounds like a typical friday night to me
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DalPozzo13 10
Wtf
indielove 13
great source of entertainment.
margie2194 12
I suggest stop being a twat OP and make some friends, and no craigslist most certainly does not count.
skoob 4
And how is this an fml?....
bfrench95 0
Wait wait wait! While you're at it look up a video called tubesteak! I mean he is just a hoot!
kevsnev 7
Go outside and enjoy the winter weather.
Isaac_The_Man 0
You were on the bad side of YouTube again.. I seem to always get there, I have no idea how
The_Weirdo 10
I'm guessing those videos were not easy to ********** to?
SilverGTP99 8
That's when you know you've reached rock bottom..
ColdplaySucks 18
Play Neopets
_Oblivion_ 12
Of the millions of videos you could have watched, you chose that
brndnzchry 1
I do this sometimes.
kyarush 10
I prefer Shane Dawson, or =3.
njgohard 16
At least you didn't Google Lemonparty.
changesinme 0
We all had a time where we were at the weird side of YouTube
SwaggerHaver 3
Dude.....
WHOWASTHEPHONE 10
Run out of cute animal videos, OP?
ihasbrains 10
Look up guilty dog, or dog scared of Julia Roberts
ImInYourFACEbook 8
Today, I was so bored I took the time to read this FML. FML.
graham11 14
OP needs to make some friends. But not friends who call themselves their own best friend..
SpruceDread4578 13
Once you enter the weird side of YouTube, there is almost no return.
LolFMLnot 10
Watch a movie?
yourworstnightma_fml 4
Think about it this way, OP, those people were bored enough to record themselves. You are not alone.
the_pan1c 5
Been there. xP
changesinme 0
At least you haven reached the stage whereby you take videos of yourself popping pimples
Clozzie 0
Shane dawson is the best! You will have endless laughs with him!
Salvikidd 6
sounds like fun
honeybuncher 3
ya thats how i spend my days(:
BlanketHogger 0
Who wouldn't want to look it up? Also do videos like that exist? If so the people who made the videos should be posting and FML.
DaniPandi 22
Yay, Downtown YouTube!
nellienicole 1
What I'm wondering is, who would record themselves popping their pimples in the first place?
poiuyloopy 0
Sounds nasty why not pleasure your self instead??
123amanda123 14
I think you need to find some friends
Melinadesu 3
Any recommendations?
baygirl564 9
Sounds lovely
Troll_spray 6
Misfit, wtffffff r u on? O,O
Awsumuzzie 12
97, I feel like you're raped the remaining innocence in my mind with your comment. They were two cells, Toby and Trina... Thanks...
thisisafunnyname 12
even more lovely that i read it as pooping
BayleeWasHere 1
Can't read…??
meanmeli 0
Hell naw!! That's nasty but kinda funny
WCARlover 35
I see zero humor in it, that's downright disgusting
ohmandapants 17
It's not so much that it's humorous...it's like 8 said, it's like a car crash- you can't look away. And once you get in that part of YouTube...it's hard to get out...it's disgusting, yes...but intriguing at the same time.
shellz102 12
Ok, that's not funny at all. That's just fowl
graham11 14
4- how the hell do you find popping pimples humorous?! It sounds really painful (and quite repulsive) to watch..
Joshuaismyname 3
I see what you mean. I will avoid that part of YouTube though lol
daminantion 14
20- you sound like a bitch, just sayin'
kitkatknicknack 12
That's funny I did that too
CryMoreFMLs 15
The wierd section of Youtube slowly draws you in, and grasps you in it's mangy claws. Only then, when it's too late, do you realize you have been watching disgusting videos.
kitkatknicknack 12
Soooo true ^
lalathefairy 15
Yup. I've done it too. It's weirdly relaxing! ??
ThatOneCanadian 0
sounds like a typical friday night to me
jillianmathers12 13
Doesn't everybody do that?
chasingmountains 0
Yes XD
Baytheshark 14
But it's a secret...
kristac123 0
That's pathetic and disgusting
coolrandomjuju 9
105- its not a secret anymore
ohmandapants 17
172- Who asked you? I don't see what gives you the right to call anyone "pathetic". You sound like one rude bitch.
kristac123 0
I have every right, and I never called anyone pathetic I was saying that it's pathetic to do that and it's not like it matters anyway cause I really can't stop what people do
kristac123 0
Really you shouldnt care about what people have to say, so I don't care if I have the right to say it or not and I don't care about what you just said cause it doesn't make a difference to me
ohmandapants 17
^ so why the **** are you replying not only once, but twice? If you didn't care, you'd drop it. And you wouldn't feel the need to let me know more than once.
Bandaro 10
Hahaha, my ex used to watch that all the time. It fascinated her.... It just grossed me out. :-P
ikickgingers 15
Is this not normal? I googled when people pop cysts. It was so bad I wanted to puke... It's like a car wreck you just can't look away.
ohmandapants 17
It's fascinating. It's so nasty but the whole time I'm thinking "how the **** did this even happen?!"
shrekus 0
I had to go look for myself... I must say I'm disgusted and intrigued at the same time. How does this shit happen?!
ohmandapants 17
^ exactly! Aren't you just watching and wondering how the **** they let it get to that point?
shrekus 0
And how in the **** do they feel it's ok to put it on the internet for everyone to see... Some people...
ohmandapants 17
Well I must say it is kind of entertaining.
laden_swallow09 35
Not only do i find it entertainingly disgusting, I find it educational, as well. Also earned my YouTube degree as a midwife and snake/spiderbite sucker whilst on there.
Troll_spray 6
I had a cyst in my lower back that started from an ingrown hair. It sucks hurts like a ************ when the doctor made a small cut to squeeze it. Had to get surgery and remove the skin layers around it since it could grow back just as bad.
graham11 14
101- okay, I've heard enough...
shrekus 0
Thank god for YouTube! Where would we be...
kocoman500 2
Cysts are NAASSTYYY to watch pop. But soo true, you can't look away!
uFayel 6
Were you still bored after watching them?
jonn090 13
.................Just go back to your hole.