Today, I woke up to slight memory of my boyfriend leaving for work an hour earlier than originally planned due to "excessive sweat" in my bed. When I removed my sheets and took in a deep whiff, my olfactory receptors instantly knew that his so called "sweat" was actually his urine. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke to find my laptop and printer covered in what smells like pee. My boyfriend then confessed to me that he occasionally "sleep-pees". It's like sleepwalking, but where he urinates on random objects. FML
Today, I was going for a walk and I kept smelling pee wherever I went. After about an hour, I finally figured out that the smell was me. My dog had peed on my sweatshirt. FML
Today, I got out of bed and went to the bathroom. At least, I thought I did, until I woke up to my pants, sheets, and boyfriend all soaking wet. FML
Today, I woke up feeling awesome. I turned to face the sunrise in the window, and as I stretched and let out a big yawn. Only for my boyfriend to say "Baby, turn back over. Your breath smells like turds." FML
Today, I woke up with a stinky smell piercing my nose. Yesterday there was a party at my boss’s house, where I got super drunk and passed out. When I regained consciousness, I realized my panties were wet, my pants were wet, and, of course, the bed was wet. I’m 21 years old. FML
Today, I kept getting out of bed because I was sure my daughter had pooped in her diaper. Every time, I found nothing. I finally figured out the foul smell was my husband's breath, when he leaned into kiss me goodnight. FML
Today, after I unfortunately woke up too early and too quietly at my new-ish boyfriend's place (we've been together for about a month), I walked into his bathroom to discover that he's one of those freaks who drinks his own piss every morning. FML
Today, I woke up to a strange wetness covering my body. My drunk roommate's urine. FML
Today, just after waking up, I caught a glimpse of my girlfriend in the mirror. Not knowing I was awake, she sniffed at her armpits, started gagging, then quietly came back to bed. FML
Today, I noticed that my sweat smelled like cat food. FML
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Top comments
qwertsarecool122 23
I'd be pissed
kyarush 10
Looks like urine a bad situation!
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Comments (124)
tommyfox 19
When he gets home, tell him to go piss up a rope.
MonGuillaume 2
Dude, tell him. He deserves the embarassment.
norskchic 9
eww. well at least it wasn't your cat's piss...
norskchic 9
damn you double post!
Miouya 0
Lol
Chad_the_Brony 0
D-D-Double post!
norskchic 9
eww. well at least it wasn't your cat's piss...
alyspar2 5
He's a keeper.
meedleywah 0
That does suck but depending on how you deal with it depends on whether you'll be set for life! If I pissed the bed (god forbid it to ever happen) and my gf was like "no biggie! Happens!" I'd be marrying that girl.
wiggleyeah 3
Awww thats sweet!!!!!!!!!
Insane_Tea 15
At least he didn't piss in the oven to "cool it down".
GoW_Chick 15
I think that would of been better then having to lay in his piss for nearly an hour but that's just me...
JJambiya21 0
That was another fml like 2 days ago
Insane_Tea 15
Great observation. I have found out, just like most people(except you), refering to a previous FML post while commenting on a current post usually gives the poster good feedback. The more relevant it is the better.
Drigr 9
This FML didn't take the turn I expected, I figured it was a "He's cheating on me!" one
coolrandomjuju 9
Ewww !!!
DocBastard 40
OPee, Ureally need to talk to him about his enuresis problem.
downtime 13
27, I'm hoping this is just a case of medical humour im not getting, because enuresis is more than a single instance of bedwetting. You don't wet the bed once and proclaim to have a condition when there are many factors that could have caused this one time occurrence. Not that I want to be telling you how to do your job or anything...but you should know better than that.
DocBastard 40
Downtime, you spent waaaaaaaay to much time thinking about my comment. It's just a joke. I'm not diagnosing anyone with anything.
downtime 13
...Where does it indicate I spent any time thinking about it? Anyway, then its the former, medical humour I didn't get. And still don't...
Rosalie_Haostn 0
The whole paragraph thing you had maaaay have posed a slight indication.