Today, I was on the train going to work when my travel tea cup began spilling inside my purse, which was on my lap. It went all over my skirt, pooled at the bottom of my feet, and, yes, everyone notice that it happened to be piss-colored yellow. FML
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Today, I wore new trousers to work. As I walked to my desk, I noticed a weird damp patch near my zip. Panicking, I thought I'd pissed myself. I rushed to the bathroom, then figured out that it was the condensation from my lunch container, which was in my bag that I had on my lap during the bus ride to work. FML
Today, I took the train home. When seated, I suddenly noticed something wet on my seat. Without looking, I thought it was water since it was snowing outside. Guess again. It was vomit. FML
Today, in the bus, my Gatorade bottle's badly screwed cap resulted in my Jello being ruined and yellow Gatorade poured all over myself, the seat, and the floor. It looks like I pissed myself, and I still have to go through a whole building where several of my colleagues live before making it home. FML
Today, after a 2-hour meeting, I rushed to take an urgent dump. Unbeknownst to me, my urine was not hitting the porcelain bowl, but rather the underside of the lid. As it pooled around the pedestal, it soaked my pants, underwear, and when I stood up to button my pants, it got on my shirt too. FML
Today, I woke up to find myself drenched in piss after a long night of drinking. I immediately sprang into action, tossing my bedding in the washer and hopping into the shower. Running late for work, I threw on a nice dress and got into my car. Guess who also peed in the drivers seat? FML
Today, I went to get blood and urine tests done before work. As I was attempting to aim into the cup, I lost balance and slipped. I ended up peeing on my sleeves and my pants. I was late for work and I smelled like pee. FML
Today, I purposefully spilt my 44oz. cup of water on myself at work, because spending the rest of the day in soaking wet pants was less embarrassing than letting people know I'd pissed myself. FML
Today, the coach bus I was riding almost crashed. I was using the restroom at the time. The bus braked so hard, I peed all over the wall and splashed my shirt. Nobody wanted to sit anywhere near me after that. FML
Today, I was riding the train and fell asleep. A friend of mine got on a few stops later, and to be funny, shouted 'BOO!'. I woke up and was so startled I peed myself. FML
Today, I was sitting on the train wondering what that putrid smell was. As I got off the train I realized there was vomit all over the back of my seat. FML
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Zebediabolical 45
Why would you have your travel cup inside your purse to begin with?
mif_fml 27
At least you'll have some extra sitting room now that no one wants to be near you?
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Comments (60)
FiendHunter 19
Now you will be forever known as the lady who peed on the train.
Reider022 16
Better than coffee and people thinking you shat yourself
betweenwinds 18
What exactly do you eat that makes your shit look like coffee...?
Reider022 16
It's called diarrhea, not that I eat any but you know, the runs, liquid *****, could look similar, fortunately that was not the case, unfortunately it still looked like she pissed herself.
betweenwinds 18
Fortunately, unless they know you personally, they'll all have forgotten what the tea-pee lady looks like by tomorrow morning.
Zebediabolical 45
If only that were true. Tomorrow they'll see OP and pretty much the first and only thing in their heads will be 'That's the woman who peed herself yesterday.'
abNormal62 23
And with that simple error, the next thing you knew was urine trouble......
Woedel 25
I wonder what color/fabric the skirt was if it showed a bright yellow stain.. Wouldn't even a white skirt only show a wet spot and not as much the color?
Polynomial 28
I think yellow showed on the floor.
Woedel 25
Then she could've just gotten the cup and some soaked stuff out of her bag and asked someone for some napkins for her spilled tea.. Which would't help at all but at least people would see what's really going on. It's still a FML that all of her belongings and skirt were covered in tea, but I don't really think that's what the people around her on the train thought about the puddle on the ground. I would be more embarrassed to get out of the train and walk around with the wet spot on my skirt, not being able to prevent people from thinking I peed myself.
drosek89 20
As long as you pull out the travel cup people would know you didn't pee yourself!
foo_foo_the_snoo 14
It was pretty stupid of you to put yes in your purse OP. Sorry about your skirt though.
Hyenayena 27
But... Did you get to drink the tea?? I'm sorry OP, I hope you were able to find a way out of that embarrassing situation, like perhaps showing anger at the fact your TEA spilled...
rlak111 19
I'm a tard
Benmantha 31
"Today, on my way to work, a lady sitting right across from me, pissed herself. FML."