Today, I was on the train going to work when my travel tea cup began spilling inside my purse, which was on my lap. It went all over my skirt, pooled at the bottom of my feet, and, yes, everyone notice that it happened to be piss-colored yellow. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I wore new trousers to work. As I walked to my desk, I noticed a weird damp patch near my zip. Panicking, I thought I'd pissed myself. I rushed to the bathroom, then figured out that it was the condensation from my lunch container, which was in my bag that I had on my lap during the bus ride to work. FML
Today, I took the train home. When seated, I suddenly noticed something wet on my seat. Without looking, I thought it was water since it was snowing outside. Guess again. It was vomit. FML
Today, in the bus, my Gatorade bottle's badly screwed cap resulted in my Jello being ruined and yellow Gatorade poured all over myself, the seat, and the floor. It looks like I pissed myself, and I still have to go through a whole building where several of my colleagues live before making it home. FML
Today, after a 2-hour meeting, I rushed to take an urgent dump. Unbeknownst to me, my urine was not hitting the porcelain bowl, but rather the underside of the lid. As it pooled around the pedestal, it soaked my pants, underwear, and when I stood up to button my pants, it got on my shirt too. FML
Today, I woke up to find myself drenched in piss after a long night of drinking. I immediately sprang into action, tossing my bedding in the washer and hopping into the shower. Running late for work, I threw on a nice dress and got into my car. Guess who also peed in the drivers seat? FML
Today, I went to get blood and urine tests done before work. As I was attempting to aim into the cup, I lost balance and slipped. I ended up peeing on my sleeves and my pants. I was late for work and I smelled like pee. FML
Today, I purposefully spilt my 44oz. cup of water on myself at work, because spending the rest of the day in soaking wet pants was less embarrassing than letting people know I'd pissed myself. FML
Today, the coach bus I was riding almost crashed. I was using the restroom at the time. The bus braked so hard, I peed all over the wall and splashed my shirt. Nobody wanted to sit anywhere near me after that. FML
Today, I was riding the train and fell asleep. A friend of mine got on a few stops later, and to be funny, shouted 'BOO!'. I woke up and was so startled I peed myself. FML
Today, I was sitting on the train wondering what that putrid smell was. As I got off the train I realized there was vomit all over the back of my seat. FML
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Top comments
Zebediabolical 45
Why would you have your travel cup inside your purse to begin with?
mif_fml 27
At least you'll have some extra sitting room now that no one wants to be near you?
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Comments (60)
worldclassrager 41
Well there will be no smell that's a good thing right?
ItsAnanya 25
OP, if your piss is yellow then drink more water, not tea!
ImTheAlpha 30
Urine is supposed to be a lighter yellow color. If it's clear you're overhydrating.
aylind 18
At least it probably smelled good? I'm trying to find the bright side haha
lovelockdown23 23
Lol I'm sorry but this was hilarious. the first thing I would have done was lift my purse so that everyone sees it leaking and then pulled the canister out of it so that they see where it's coming from lol.
lovelockdown23 23
I also would have been more worried about the other contents in my purse my id wallet cell phone and whatever paper items were in there aha.
Jmancw 14
Are you from England?
Silk_Routes 14
hahaa u r trapped op...cant imagine ppls reaction
samlovesham1234 9
I hate it when that happens! >.
hilljack90 2
Fancy a spot of pee?
Meechiepie 13
I truly hope that your comment is the most up-voted one, because that is honestly the best comment I've seen in awhile.
Astrobomb 21
Are you sure that you didn't actually pee and you're just posting this to convince yourself that this Is what actually happened?