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Today, a neo-Nazi stopped me and commented on my blue eyes and blonde hair. He went on to explain that I could be "pure", and should follow him and other Aryans in the campaign to eliminate Jews, and other "abominations". Good thing he didn't see the Star of David necklace around my neck. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was walking back home from a party, when I received an email from our neighborhood watch. It said to beware, because a "thug-like" stranger with a white shirt and brown hair had entered the neighborhood. My hair is indeed brown and I was wearing a white shirt. FML
Today, and for the past 13 months, I've been living in the States. I've been called a Nazi, asked if we have electricity in Germany, and been made fun of the way I speak with my "German accent", the list goes on. I'm not even German, I'm Danish. FML
Today, I was fired for having a haircut that was 'inappropriate for the workplace'. I have alopecia. My boss told me to stop making up excuses. FML
Today, I was told that I looked like a Kardashian by a total stranger. Flattered, I asked which one. His response? "I don't know, the ugly one." FML
Today, a guy punched me in the subway for staring at his girlfriend. I had dark glasses on, and was fast asleep. FML
Today, I almost got fired from work because a customer complained that I "threw up gang signs" at him. I was blocking the sun from my eyes. FML
Today, my coworker pointed to our nervous new intern and asked who he was. I jokingly said, "Can't you tell? He's our new slave." I then quickly realized how bad that sounded, given the intern is black. FML
Today, the guy I was seeing texted me a photo back of myself I had sent him earlier, saying I'm such a beautiful woman, suggesting that I set it as my profile pic. Too bad he doesn't think I'm pretty enough without a lot of enhancements, because he photoshopped the hell out of that thing. FML
Today, I heard a girl say, "Darth Vader is that black guy from Star Trek, right?" FML
Today, I caught a coworker at my new job staring at my chest. Trying not to rock the boat, I took him aside and asked him to stop. He insisted he was just trying to read my shirt. Our company uniforms don't have writing on them. FML
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iMeganDoll 8
What the ****? How could people vote YDI? People these days...
juturnaamo 29
You should have pulled it out, and said "No, thank you, but shalom"
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Comments (70)
CaliGali 9
Isn't what he's doing illegal??
THE_A_TEEN 28
Unfortunately in the ever loving "PC" USA, it's not illegal because you cant prosecute anyone who believes in something or associated with a group, even if they are nazis (damn my stupid country). Unless that neo-nazi does something illegal (hate crime) then now you're in the long dick of the law.
lizard399 0
No.. If he's not acting violent and just supporting an idea.( But how it was worded made me think he probably is violent..) They can't just arrest somebody on suspicion they might do something, a victim would need to press charges and at that point his beliefs wouldn't matter except for motivation.
docscientist 10
It's not being "PC," it's freedom of speech. With the good, you must accept the bad, or the people who can choose what's good or bad will inevitably silence those to protect themselves and oppress the many. As long as he doesn't act out violently, there's nothing legal we can do.
rockhead200 0
in my opinion thts not a FML thts a good thing tht he didnt see the necklace
lizard399 0
What an ass though...
Joey44 15
Definitely FYL, but I have to say, I think OP is also lucky in a way. I mean, who knows what the lunatic would have done if he had noticed her necklace O.O
leadman1989 16
Worst pick up line ever (comic book guy voice)
disco2466 8
how is this a fml?
THE_A_TEEN 28
She could have been another victim/murder in a long list of hate crimes performed by assholes...
Smiff80 0
He's an idiot, the world has too much going on for people to be full of hate. Not to mention he wasn't alive when all that hatred was going on. He's a follower.
docscientist 10
You should've pulled out the Star of David put it flat against your palm and slammed it into his forehead until it became permanent. Then said, "See you at the synagogue, you've been converted, bitch."
RawrNom 0
the whole Nazi thing really confuses me. Hitler asks for blonde hair and blue eyes? why did he have brown hair then? I just can't think why people would follow someone who's so obviously a hipocrite ( bad spelling lol, sorry to the grammar Nazis ;)) sorry for bad history too! should of punched him in crotch OP. crazy people back down after that I think :)
Shadow_Phantom 26
Because the true creator of humanity has blonde hair and blue eyes.
xStaciexLynnx 15
Should've paid attention in history class RawrNom...
SiriusBlack97 17
I bet that was his way of asking you out.