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Today, a neo-Nazi stopped me and commented on my blue eyes and blonde hair. He went on to explain that I could be "pure", and should follow him and other Aryans in the campaign to eliminate Jews, and other "abominations". Good thing he didn't see the Star of David necklace around my neck. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was walking back home from a party, when I received an email from our neighborhood watch. It said to beware, because a "thug-like" stranger with a white shirt and brown hair had entered the neighborhood. My hair is indeed brown and I was wearing a white shirt. FML
Today, and for the past 13 months, I've been living in the States. I've been called a Nazi, asked if we have electricity in Germany, and been made fun of the way I speak with my "German accent", the list goes on. I'm not even German, I'm Danish. FML
Today, I was fired for having a haircut that was 'inappropriate for the workplace'. I have alopecia. My boss told me to stop making up excuses. FML
Today, I was told that I looked like a Kardashian by a total stranger. Flattered, I asked which one. His response? "I don't know, the ugly one." FML
Today, a guy punched me in the subway for staring at his girlfriend. I had dark glasses on, and was fast asleep. FML
Today, I almost got fired from work because a customer complained that I "threw up gang signs" at him. I was blocking the sun from my eyes. FML
Today, my coworker pointed to our nervous new intern and asked who he was. I jokingly said, "Can't you tell? He's our new slave." I then quickly realized how bad that sounded, given the intern is black. FML
Today, the guy I was seeing texted me a photo back of myself I had sent him earlier, saying I'm such a beautiful woman, suggesting that I set it as my profile pic. Too bad he doesn't think I'm pretty enough without a lot of enhancements, because he photoshopped the hell out of that thing. FML
Today, I heard a girl say, "Darth Vader is that black guy from Star Trek, right?" FML
Today, I caught a coworker at my new job staring at my chest. Trying not to rock the boat, I took him aside and asked him to stop. He insisted he was just trying to read my shirt. Our company uniforms don't have writing on them. FML
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Top comments
iMeganDoll 8
What the ****? How could people vote YDI? People these days...
juturnaamo 29
You should have pulled it out, and said "No, thank you, but shalom"
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Comments (70)
EriccaLuv 0
That "eliminate the jews" shit is still going on? Wtf?
perdix 31
****-blocked by racism -- there is some cosmic justice after all! Anti-Semitism is not good for pick-up lines. Hatred makes you ugly regardless of who the audience is.
lordEast 6
I'm. Jewish I'm proud of it and you never back down and never again
skyeyez9 25
It is no coincidence that neo nazis are usually white tank top wearing, baggy shorts trailer park trash.
Life_sucks_13 6
He was just an airhead.
ricco1st 3
Kill those jews
Josh Sweren 9
if you said they deserved this youre probably the same trash that op met on the street
Helmut Arias Rodriguez 21
If I was Jewish and a neo-nazi did that to me, I would punch him in the ******* neck the first chance I get,
randybryant799 21
I would have pulled out my star of David and shown him. Freaking creep. What is wrong with people??