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Today, a neo-Nazi stopped me and commented on my blue eyes and blonde hair. He went on to explain that I could be "pure", and should follow him and other Aryans in the campaign to eliminate Jews, and other "abominations". Good thing he didn't see the Star of David necklace around my neck. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was walking back home from a party, when I received an email from our neighborhood watch. It said to beware, because a "thug-like" stranger with a white shirt and brown hair had entered the neighborhood. My hair is indeed brown and I was wearing a white shirt. FML
Today, and for the past 13 months, I've been living in the States. I've been called a Nazi, asked if we have electricity in Germany, and been made fun of the way I speak with my "German accent", the list goes on. I'm not even German, I'm Danish. FML
Today, I was fired for having a haircut that was 'inappropriate for the workplace'. I have alopecia. My boss told me to stop making up excuses. FML
Today, I was told that I looked like a Kardashian by a total stranger. Flattered, I asked which one. His response? "I don't know, the ugly one." FML
Today, a guy punched me in the subway for staring at his girlfriend. I had dark glasses on, and was fast asleep. FML
Today, I almost got fired from work because a customer complained that I "threw up gang signs" at him. I was blocking the sun from my eyes. FML
Today, my coworker pointed to our nervous new intern and asked who he was. I jokingly said, "Can't you tell? He's our new slave." I then quickly realized how bad that sounded, given the intern is black. FML
Today, the guy I was seeing texted me a photo back of myself I had sent him earlier, saying I'm such a beautiful woman, suggesting that I set it as my profile pic. Too bad he doesn't think I'm pretty enough without a lot of enhancements, because he photoshopped the hell out of that thing. FML
Today, I heard a girl say, "Darth Vader is that black guy from Star Trek, right?" FML
Today, I caught a coworker at my new job staring at my chest. Trying not to rock the boat, I took him aside and asked him to stop. He insisted he was just trying to read my shirt. Our company uniforms don't have writing on them. FML
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Top comments
iMeganDoll 8
What the ****? How could people vote YDI? People these days...
juturnaamo 29
You should have pulled it out, and said "No, thank you, but shalom"
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Comments (70)
kareltje 17
I voted YDI, because OP should be proud of how she looks AND that she's wearing the Star of David. There's nothing to FHL. Any other person could've spotted her wearing the Star and commented/complimented her on that. That neo-Nazi can go ..... [fill in the blank].
THE_A_TEEN 28
You do realize that he spoken that he would practically commit hate crimes against jews like the op. Plus the guy might be COO-KOO enough to follow the op, get some of his buddies and outright kill her. I'm sorry, but showing your heritage to a guy who "proudly" supports Hitlers view and ideas is not a good idea...
THE_A_TEEN 28
You do realize that guy just spoken that he outright hates jews and "abominations". For all we know, the guy coud have been COO-KOO enough to follow the op, grap some of his buddies and kill her. I'm sorry, I'm hispanic and deeply terrified of these people, it's well not worth the risk...
docscientist 10
Why would any other person comment/compliment someone wearing a star of David? Seems like something most people passing by would even take notice of.
Kiki242 19
Do you realize she could have been killed? That is like me (who is african american) walking into a kkk meeting.
The_creator_fml 2
How could he nazi the necklace?
TheNewGuy03 29
I ran out of thumbs. I'll give you two toes up as well.
CatEyes66 0
I actually laughed out loud for once......and not just lol'd, which is lying because I never really do it.
juturnaamo 29
Me too! I think it was funnier because it took me a second.
Magnificent_Fart 1
I'm confused..? -.-
old09 11
Wow... I've been there I'm not Jewish But anyone who has a giant swastika tatto'd on their chest is scary And the giant one of hitler on his Back was just as frightening I feel ya op, I feel ya
jarredsj26 7
I'm Jewish. You're awesome. Lmao
fthislyfe 22
What's the point of being a Nazi anyway? Why don't people just forget about it?
slushpup9696 12
Because they're Nazis; obviously logic is not their best department.
Glidefedt 6
I imagine sone kind of leather disco nazi, whenever I hear Neo-Nazi, Damnit
wriptidez 0
oh man im sorry thats terrible
csosa187 1
People saying you should have whipped it out are not thinking. You saying nothing is the best thing you could have done. You don't know what the neo-nazi pink was capable of. Being safe is best bet. They'll get theirs one day.
applecaketree 0
F his life for being a tool, let alone a Nazi
rothus66 7
It's a good they didn't see it if they did they would of probably attacked you or something worse.