Today, I heard a girl say, "Darth Vader is that black guy from Star Trek, right?" FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was told that I looked like a Kardashian by a total stranger. Flattered, I asked which one. His response? "I don't know, the ugly one." FML
Today, my coworker pointed to our nervous new intern and asked who he was. I jokingly said, "Can't you tell? He's our new slave." I then quickly realized how bad that sounded, given the intern is black. FML
Today, I was jumped and savagely beaten to the ground by a group of six-year-olds wearing Disney princess masks. FML
Today, I found out that my dad is actually my uncle, and vice-versa. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of two years has a beautiful daughter. That's cool, except she's one year old. FML
Today, a guy punched me in the subway for staring at his girlfriend. I had dark glasses on, and was fast asleep. FML
Today, my 5-year-old son made a drawing of our living room, with the addition of an apparition, and the text, "I can see you. Daddy doesn't see you. Who are you?" FML
Today, as I waited to fly home, a very attractive woman smiled and gestured towards the seat next to me. However, a hyperactive child and his mother barged past into said empty seats. The woman really hit it off with the guy behind, while I was stuck listening to a kid scream at Angry Birds. FML
Today, I was watching a movie on TV. One of the characters has the same name as my dog, and when his name was called, my dog got so excited that he jumped face-first into my TV. FML
Today, I was arguing with my dad. I called him a geriatric fool. He replied with, "Well at least I know who my biological father is." I have no idea if he's joking. FML
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Top comments
sirdannyboy1 20
"Use the force, Spock."
AstroTurfMatador 11
Uh oh, you overhead someone say some harmless comment that didn't even concern you. How the hell is this an FML?
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Comments (37)
Bliepje 22
isnt he??!!! hahaha im kiddin... but i dont think its that big of a deal. Maybe she just into that stuff
TheLemonMan 24
I think she would be MORE likely to know if she was 'into that stuff'.
Bliepje 22
i mistyped and couldn't correct it anymore. Ment to say: isnt into that stuff
sirdannyboy1 20
"Use the force, Spock."
Ultimate_Batman 28
"Use the force Harry" - Gandalf
raven_of_azarath 35
"Live long and use the force, Harry" - Gandalf
zaidthunder1 27
Is it a coincidence OP is from Alabama?
maritime1992 5
No. it's 2016. get more creative with your jokes.
RichardPencil 32
Lt. Uhura was a woman!!!
Rawrshi 25
They were likely referring to Worf, Lt. Geordi La Forge, or Lt. Tuvok if they didn't just mix up the names of the series.
doubledee8 16
"Spock, I Am Your Father"
Rawrshi 25
Beam me up, Daddy.
URBeingLied2 23
I never did see the triple x version of those movies . . .
RichardPencil 32
Up Scotty me beam. Bazinga!
RpiesSPIES 27
Tell her yes, and Yoda is what Voldemort turned into after his Avada Kedavra backfired thanks to Yugi Moto's Mirror Shield.
Lalala579121 28
No, he's that guy who helps Harry Potter destroy the one ring and save the land of Narnia.
Soninuva 41
'I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of [fans'] voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened.'