Today, I was told that I looked like a Kardashian by a total stranger. Flattered, I asked which one. His response? "I don't know, the ugly one." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, the guy I was seeing texted me a photo back of myself I had sent him earlier, saying I'm such a beautiful woman, suggesting that I set it as my profile pic. Too bad he doesn't think I'm pretty enough without a lot of enhancements, because he photoshopped the hell out of that thing. FML
Today, a guy who I hate commented on my Facebook profile picture that I "look like I've fallen off the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down." Sixty people liked this, including my boyfriend and my best friend. FML
Today, my husband and I were talking about celebrities he finds attractive. All of these beautiful, talented, glamorous women were starting to make me feel very plain, so he attempted to console me by saying, "But I love you. You're attainable!" FML
Today, I heard a girl say, "Darth Vader is that black guy from Star Trek, right?" FML
Today, my mother and I walked past my boyfriend, whom she's never met. After we casually greeted each other and went on our way, my mother said, "He's cute. Who is he?" I paused for a second and replied, "That's my boyfriend." She then said, "Does he know that?" FML
Today, a rumor was spread around that I was dating somebody. I confronted the person who everyone thought I was dating, and asked him about it. He also thought we were dating. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I had been talking to online for weeks. When I showed up, he looked nothing like his profile picture, and he spent the entire time talking about his ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, I got on the bus to go to work. I managed to get a seat, but an old lady who looked tired had to stand. I offered her my seat, but she glared at me, frowned and said, "Go fuck yourself." Everyone laughed as I sat there in dismay. FML
Today, while I was removing my makeup with my boyfriend watching, he mentioned that he used to think girls were prettier without makeup on, but he'd now changed his mind. FML
Today, I was listening to some Michael Jackson through my earphones when I saw this really cute girl. Trying to impress, I approached her while doing some dance moves, not thinking about how unbelievably stupid it must have looked without the music. FML
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Pwib 14
Why would you be flattered to be associated with them in the first place?
CDobs 8
You should have asked him to be more specific. They're all the ugly one.
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Comments (68)
Jake_Hale 7
You should've said "oh Kim kardashian?" Cause she's the prettiest.
\ 28
Kim Kardashian got famous for what?
NoFlippinWai 24
being a kardishian
Jake_Hale 7
Who cares? She's still pretty. What she does is irrelevant.
oj101 33
I think he was actually referring to Bruce Jenner. He looks like a woman nowadays, with his plastic surgery and his lion mane.
calilovesneb 12
Forget the Kardashian Klan, it's all about Brody Jenner..
Blazinthatshit 9
Anyone else notice that pretty much all of jake_hale's comments get buried?
Blazinthatshit 9
I stand corrected. I found a comment by him that's not buried. My bad.
threer 30
You did say 'pretty much'.
goose12321 11
#95 well what are we waiting for, lets get downvoting lol.
Pwib 14
Why would you be flattered to be associated with them in the first place?
\ 28
Kim Kardashian got famous for what again?
Unsere 7
This and only this. It is like being associated with some **** star. And moust of the girls there are not pretty too (maybe i just am choosy).
aintlifeapain 21
Should have asked him to get his eyes checked.. No one deserves to be compared to them! And no sane person would be happy being compared to the K-People.
HortonThelephant 15
The Kardashians. Getting black men off since O.J.
biggestfan23 11
Yes the Kardashian family is a family that no person on this earth should look up to but saying that none of the children are pretty means you're jealous or ignorant
calliet145 14
Ho***
Sfaizi24 17
Why would you not want someone say to you look like Kim kardashian? She's extremely hot. That would be a huge compliment.
DWynter 11
Oh, they look nice enough - but looks fade. Who cares what they look like if they don't have one brain between them?
vanaathiel 13
Of you simply don't think they're pretty. People do have different tastes. I think they are all too heavily caked in makeup and too fake-tanned.
DJisHere11 19
#9 Having sex with Ray J.
Vaati_fml 20
2 - Exactly.
carzaki27 12
She made a sex tape
ohioain 18
Sooo. You look like khloe? xP
oj101 33
I don't understand why she's being downvoted. Let's be honest here. Kim, Kylie and Kendall have striking looks. Kris looks stunning for her age and Kourtney is quite pretty. It doesn't necessarily mean Khloe is butt ugly, just in comparison to female members of her family.
Enslaved 38
Damn! I never knew there were that many of them? :P
GoodLookingGeese 10
Bitches multiply. I didn't knew either
ohioain 18
I know! Finally someone agrees with me. Damn... Tough crowed, aye?
doodlecloud 27
I'm afraid you're both being downvoted for displaying an unhealthy knowledge of Kardashians. You actually know the names...I doubt I could work out how many of them there are (though, easy answer is 'too many') let alone know each of their names...
love_me_electric 20
I think a lot of people know who Khloe and Kim are without trying. Their faces and names are plastered on the front of all the rag mags at grocery store check-stands, and you can't help but glance at them when you're waiting in line.
queerdragon 20
My sister has an unhealthy love of the Kardashians. She wears their clothes line--which includes leopard print harem pants that she wears all the time--so I have to hear about the unholy Kardashians all the time. There is nothing remotely interesting about those girls, their show is mindless, and they have all had so much plastic surgery its not surprising Kim looks good.
ohioain 18
That's it's exactly how I know them. I don't even watch tv. So I don't want them on there
DJisHere11 19
Kendall and Kylie are actually Jenner's. Not Kardashian.
sabbyheartswhat 23
He meant to say, "Dat ass..."
_GoodGuy 11
I would've replied, you look like a "slap", he'd reply "what slap?" BITCH SLAP across his face
EffYoLife 14
why would someone say "what slap"?
threer 30
Remember 'what Kardashian'? He's going along the lines of their conversation, #96.
teentee401 37
I think he knows that, but if someone said they looked like a slap, it's unlikely that they would reply with "what slap?"
CDobs 8
You should have asked him to be more specific. They're all the ugly one.
StanSmith_fml 9
At least you look famous.
BntyHntrSeattle 30
There are SO many famous people you do not want to look like...
aimeegoldberg 22
MIchael Jackson?
Blackcatluck 19
Hitler was famous :D I bet he's a great role model that everyone strives to look like
dfair1987 16
Infamous*
MissCharlotte_fml 26
Bruce Jenner. No one wants to look like Bruce Jenner.
BntyHntrSeattle 30
Get plastic surgery. Now. Shit, then you'd look MORE like them :O
miaoucore 13
i dont any of the kardashians are ugly
miaoucore 13
*i dont **think
BntyHntrSeattle 30
19- Nope, still doesn't fix it completely.
Wiz_Of_Oz 17
Don't down-vote #29. It's true.
The_Great_Zucchi 15
What is a kardashian?
Blackcatluck 19
An unintelligent being that feeds off fame mainly by recording it's reproduction and feeding it to hungry for fame teens, setting a great example for our future generations :)
NeatNit 33
Why would anyone vote down #17? This is one of those things that, thankfully, no one outside the US knows. I didn't, so I googled it, but it generally makes for an unentertaining FML when you don't known what it's about the first time you read it. I was going to post the same comment (despite already finding out the answer) if it wasn't there already.