Today, my friends told me that they couldn't make it to my birthday dinner unless I changed the time, because I'd made dinner reservations that would clash with the new episode of Jersey Shore. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, all of my friends showed up an hour late for my 18th birthday party because they decided to go get dinner without me. FML
Today, my friends told me they will be unable to attend my birthday party on Friday because they'll be watching the Vampire Diaries finale. FML
Today, I was invited to a birthday dinner at a restaurant. As I was leaving, I get a text from the birthday girl's boyfriend saying that it was cancelled. Hungry, I decided to go to that particular restaurant anyway. Turns out the party wasn't cancelled. Half the party just didn't want me there. FML
Today, it was my best friend's birthday party. Her boyfriend and I agreed to organize a dinner date to surprise her and celebrate. They celebrated, but forgot me until they arrived at the restaurant and saw the dinner reservation under my name. FML
Today, it was supposed to be my birthday dinner with two of my friends. They're both now bringing their boyfriends, so I get to be the fifth wheel to my own birthday dinner. FML
Today, I'd organized a small dinner with immediate family for my birthday. I’ve since received texts from every one of them, cancelling due to varying reasons. My parents excuse is the funniest - they went out last night for a coworker’s party, and don’t want to go out again tonight. For me. Their child. FML
Today, I facebooked my friends about my upcoming birthday party, and told them to keep the date free. I got several responses telling me that's not possible, because that's the day the new Harry Potter movie comes out. FML
Today, I found out I can't go to my best friend's birthday party. To cheer me up, my parents decided to take me and my brother to my favorite pizzeria for dinner. When I was ready and went downstairs, I discovered they left already. They forgot me. FML
Today, my wedding venue called and canceled our reservation because we were double booked with a spaghetti bingo night, which they felt was more important. FML
Today, it was my 18th birthday and I was told I couldn't get the night off work because a party of 34 had booked into the restaurant. It turned out my family had come in to 'celebrate' by making me wait on them. They were a nightmare, thought it was hilarious to be difficult, and didn't tip. FML
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IamnumberFOUR 0
if only there was something that could record things for you to watch it later, OP u need better friends
Lintutu 0
They are not your real friends if they think some shitty reality show is more important
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Comments (240)
IamnumberFOUR 0
if only there was something that could record things for you to watch it later, OP u need better friends
Temi25 6
happy birthday!!! <3
tona01 16
people it was obviously a joke, op's frienda where joking i hope...
seanders 10
Jersey Shore is so terrible. I would stop talking to them on that basis alone.
intheboot 0
agreed. find new friends who have more to do with their lives than watch a bunch of tards on TV do nothing with theirs.
Link5794 18
F her life for having friends who watch jersey shore
quent10 0
umm TiVo bitch?
zZsleeperrZz 0
MEOW
Rawr100 0
kill them with your awesome
newmxr 0
agreed with 66 and 82
codybisnatchthet 0
busted big time YEEAA
laden_swallow09 35
66 - Ditto! I would, too. F OP's life for shit friends.
Lintutu 0
They are not your real friends if they think some shitty reality show is more important
epicenur 2
your all just a bunch of ******* muffcabbages!
Joshwarrior 39
lmao southpark "it's a jersey thing" I love that show. :)
krazygirl100 9
me to thats my fav episode muf cabbege
rawrautumnz 7
I'm glad to know that my state inspires everybody to be idiots. :P
jes12NV 0
jersey shore? lol please
SulfurPlague 0
you know you watch it.
Pretty_Pink_Lady 10
Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, JERSDAY, Friday, Saturday, Sunday
j300zx 0
Southpark snooki for the win! That's the real jersey shore.
eur0 14
Jersey shore > you
cheeksMcgeeks 3
Shame on you. Jersey Shore is extremely important stuff. It's more important than your family, your friends, your house and yes, even YOUR BIRTHDAY. JS waits for no man.
disconinja924 5
totally agreed. jersey shore is the shitttttttttt (pauly d allllllll da way bitches xD)
Mehness 0
Isn't Jersey Shore that documentary about oompa loompas?
sammy92 0
yes 36 that's the one
tona01 16
yes does loompas that have that strange disease that makes someone grow without control while making them act like and think like dousche bags
InBetweenDreams 0
@58 So true... it's Jersdayy!!! :D
sk8erd 15
Dude Jersey shore is the shittttiest reality show on TV... and that was cold to say because saying its more important than thier family and thier birthday.. HAVE SOME RESPECT!!!
truthinlies 1
jersey shore is the worst show on the planet only douche bags who think their cool watch that show
fthku 13
I think FML should add a sarcasm button option to the replies, which will flag it with big letters saying "SARCASTIC COMMENT". Maybe then people will get it.
deathpotato 11
18 you just look like a douche that would watch jersey shore.
13garoni 0
SOOO TRUE
CryMoreFMLs 15
I love you 122. No ****.
newjerseyguy 0
#18 you look like you would suck pauly D's dick if you were given the chance
JAIROUS48764 0
Agreed, (￣^￣)
ItsAuTumnSir 0
I agree lol I hate to have to miss jersey shore. what's your problem(: lol win.
MissBunny25 0
jersey shore is amazing !! I love vinny <3333
tbonea1990 0
JERSEY SHORE IS THE WORSE PIECE OF TV EVER!!!!!!!! IT IS POINTLESS AND IT IS NOT A REALITY SHOW. It is loosely scripted and the world is going to hell b/c we put more time into MINDLESS TV THAN SOLVING WORLD CONFLICTS
MissBunny25 0
oh god my eyes.. the caps lock fury is upon us :0 please good sir, share your opinion by all means... the caps lock will just cause people to talk shit to you though... nice try :)
Sae_Ghelk 6
Jersey Shore is retarded. They all talk like they just had dental surgery...
VRod17 8
You mad? :)
whoisthisgirl 4
wow. thats pathetic...
missory_missouri 0
Lame Friends = Lame Life (Jersey Shore sucks!)
disconinja924 5
no, you suck. jersey shore is the shit bro.
iluffmcrandbvb 1
you ma'am are my new best friend.THANK YOU RANDOM PERSON ON FML THAT IS SANE!
RUSH777 0
OHHAI AGAIN GERARD!
newjerseyguy 0
#42 your right, it is
Bubblerider 3
I HATE jersey shore!!! >:|
alfredo1177 0
amen
marcelj121 10
yoooo not even. JS shore isthe shit ... i would dip your party unless ur super sexy
walkerswimmer13 0
jershey shore sucks and ive never seen it and i still say that..
wiggs5 0
don't knock it till you try it :) I love jersey shore
NoOneLovesYou 13
Actually, I did try it. As it turns out, said episode was how about one of the orangies slept with everyone like a *****. So entertaining, wow! Prime television right thurr. TALENTED.
wiggs5 0
it's funny? it's not supposed to be talent. it's supposed to be "entertainment". And all y'all who don't like it, do you have to be so rude? if you dont like it, cool. Thats your own opinion and we don't need the sass towards those who do enjoy it. kaythanks :)
ItsAuTumnSir 0
I agree(: I didn't think I'd like it at first but then I started watching it and it entertains me((: awe Yee(;
MissBunny25 0
well that's highly judgmental of you.. it's actually a really addicting show.. it's amazing :)
wiggs5 0
thanks you jersey fans :D
CrabCaviar 0
get new friends, Jim
allmidnighteyes 11
YDI for interrupting T-shirt time.
xX1232Xx 6
Cabs are here! its T-shiirt time Im goin to jersey shore...bitch!:P
InBetweenDreams 0
Oh yeahhh, Jersey Shore, yeaahh!!! Pauly D is sexyy! :)
allard 14
My respect for you has grown. OH YEAH T-SHIRT TIMEEE.
izzie2899 6
totally agreed jersey shore rules!
Tyme89 0
Your comment : Then dont be so stupid! i would cancel on you for being so dumb ! come on get with the program!