Today, I was designated driver for my friends. This entailed standing around in the cold for 3 hours, not drinking, dealing with drunk people, and oh yeah, I almost forgot, cleaning up vomit from my hair, my clothes, and my new car. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I attempted to make a good impression amongst new coworkers by volunteering to be the designated driver at my work party. What did that get me? A backseat full of puke and some idiot too drunk to remember where he lived. FML
Today, after my work's Christmas party, everyone got so drunk that I had to help one of my only sober co-workers take everyone home and clean up vomit. FML
Today, I had to be the designated driver for my mom and aunt. While driving them home, my aunt threw up on the car floor and my mom peed her pants, leaving a puddle in the seat. It was my car. FML
Today, I was the designated driver. It was also my birthday party. FML
Today, I was the designated driver for my friend's 21st birthday. On the way home from the bar, he threw up all the pasta and tequila he'd had onto the back seat of my car, and told me it was part of his whole party plan. FML
Today, I picked up my 3 friends from a party. One of them drank too much and claimed she needed to throw up. I pulled over multiple times so she could. It didn't happen until we were right in front of her house and still inside my car. FML
Today, after spending two days cleaning my car inside and out, I had to pick up my brother when his truck died in the mountains, on a dirt road. He was drunk. I now have a car covered in mud and filled with vomit. FML
Today, I wound up cleaning vomit out of the window track of my car at midnight, in the nicest dress I own, after my husband got completely wasted at his office Christmas party. FML
Today, my friend got drunk. He always pukes when he gets drunk, but I decided to drive him home anyway. He didn't puke the whole ride. We arrived at his house and he got out. Right as I was about to drive away he stumbled back to my car because he forgot his wallet. He grabbed it and puked on me. FML
Today, I was the designated driver. On the way home with my drunk friends, they decide to give me a beer shower. I swerved, and was pulled over by a cop moments after. I was the only one arrested. FML
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fyl1009 0
ydi for using your new car as the ride. You should have used one of their cars
FallonsRocket 0
Next time, if youre the DD, take one of the other people's cars..they'll either be more respectful, or it wont matter if they are because you dont have to clean it.
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Comments (102)
Fminetoo 0
Dont ever DD in your own car. Learned this one from personal experience. Atleast you have something to say though when your "friends" talk about how awsome the party was, ill explain: Dude remember that night i had such a good time and got soo drunk Yea you asshole, you puked in my brand new car. : P
PinkRoseLove 0
It's better than having them drive drunk and kill themselves or others. I've been DD several times and have had the most annoying ppl ever to deal with but i'd rather do it than lose friends. I'm just sayin
topbanana 0
that does suck, but I must say that it's never a good idea to bring a new car along when there is gonna be drunk people in it
Kockdiesel 0
you're a ******* idiot. this is from the same OP as the post below. here he's old enough to go to the bar. below he ficking a girl with Jonas Brothers sheets. Bullshit.
flyboy5 0
btw who ever said alcohol is not a drug is wrong it is a drug it alters your state of mind henis why it is illigal to drive drunk and if you get pulled over you will get a DWI I'm open for comments but you know I am right
tomahawkinyouall 0
boo hoo boo hoo all of u
mkd0713 0
next time, make sure u get them to let u drive one of their cars.
phishophobia 0
sounds like a good old time
monkey314159 0
I like how the OP said he didn't get to drink... boo ******* hoo.
rstroupe 0
FYL for letting drunk ppl neat ut car DA