Today, I learned it's not a good idea to answer your phone with "F*** off!" just because you're having a bad day. It could just be your pastor on the other end. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the phone kept ringing but there was only silence on the other line. The third time I yelled, "What the fuck is your F*ing problem asshole!? Get a life shithead!" and hung up. Then the pastor's wife called and explained that she mistakingly set her phone on mute. FML
Today, my boss yelled at me, telling me that I can't answer the phone anymore. Not because I do a bad job, but because a co-worker whined about it being her job. People call her and complain about how rude she is and then ask to talk to me. FML
Today, while at my job at a Christian summer camp, I overheard one of the kids swearing. I politely said, "Please, only speak as Jesus would." He paused for a moment and replied, "Go to hell." FML
Today, my boss rang me for the 5th time on my day off. Frustrated I pushed 'ignore' and yelled a string of obscenities at my phone. Turns out I pushed 'talk'. FML
Today, while working at my call center, I took a phone call. The guy on the other line just yelled "FUCK YOU!" twice at the top of his lungs before hanging up on me. But of course, the phone agent is always at fault. FML
Today, I answered a call at work from a very irate gentleman. After being shouted and sworn at profusely, I ended the call in a slightly less than civil manner. Turns out that guy is one of our company's biggest clients. FML
Today, my boss called me, furious about how I "never answer my phone", especially when important clients are trying to reach me, and how unprofessional I am. I make very sure to never miss any calls, my boss just keeps giving out the wrong number to people. FML
Today, at work, I was helping a customer over the phone. Another customer came and asked me a question. I let them know I'd be with them shortly. They then said "I really think you should hang up. The customer is always first." FML
Today, I blurted out “Love you, bye!” at the end of a professional phone call. There was a long pause before he replied, “Uh… thank you for your help?” My coworkers heard everything. I'm now scared of my work phone ringing. FML
Today, my mom didn’t answer the phone when I called. My husband promptly said, with a straight face, “Would you answer you?” FML
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SoundTheAlarm 0
I don't know anyone idiotic enough to answer a phone with f*ck off.
napero 0
Why didn't you look who it was? This is YDI at so many levels it's unreal...
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Comments (162)
sleekRelease 0
Well, God wouldn't agree with that eh?
XuniqueX 7
nooo god would say good job. wtf OP that's so stupid what if it was like your gandmother or something people these days......
bethan1 4
its a pastor not a priest get your religions right lol.
reyemrein 0
Thou hast been a bad Christian! The almighty lord shall damn thee to Hell, along with all of the Jews, Muslims, homosexuals, Hindus, Buddhists, Atheists, everyone who was born before Christianity became a religion, and black people!
bethan1 4
stupid disapearing comments...
Blue_Coconuts 7
I'm Jewish so I don't know about the difference between pastor and priest, can you explain them to me? I thought it was all the same thing... Meh...
reyemrein 0
Thou hast been a bad Christian! The almighty lord shall condemn thee to Hell, just like the Jews, Muslims, Hindus, Mormons, Atheists,
reyemrein 0
....Buddhists, everyone born before Christianity became a religion, and Black people!
Moemoemoe_fml 0
#12: It's the same thing, #4 is just a moron.
epoh_fml 0
No. they're not the same. A pastor preaches at Baptist churches (maybe other religions too) and Priests are for Catholics.
nates0210 0
may god have mercy on your soul!
sleekRelease 0
WTF, I got first on this.
chromeLegend 0
Why would a pastor be trying to call you anyways?
AlexZB 0
you JUST learned this?
myownenemy 0
preists are catholic. pastors are protastant.
quikwit1212 0
You are all wrong. All the time at my catholic church, we say presider, priest, or pastor.
visitor_fml 0
so you're life is ****** because you told someone who, on the surface, seems to be a spokesperson for some mystical, magical creature in the sky? I think you will be ok.
thirdbase1733 0
i'm nondenom and it's pastor. at my old catholic church it's priest
ImaginaryFoe 1
What #55 said. You really didn't know this wasn't a good idea? At least it was a pastor who can forgive and counsel you.
kaileebug 0
I'm catholic. We have priests. Protestants have pastors. Priests aren't allowed to marry, Pastors are.
treesdevin 0
honestly....who gives a **** they're pretty similar
xx3ginaxx3 0
I guess it depends on the church, but I've actually gotten phone calls from my pastors in the past, it's not that uncommon...
8trickster8 0
WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST NOT ANSWER THE PHONE?
cgysoccerfreak 0
**** Jews hail hitler!
ReyEr9412 0
Oh No now you will have to go to Hell along with 99.9% of everyone else. Get some caller ID and then go and listen to a child molester tell you fairy tales.
jaypineapple 0
Today I realised I should learn to check my caller Id like a normal personal instead of being a douchebag and shouting f*** off everytime I answer my phone, FYL.
dudester1 0
#71 I'll pray for you tonight. why can't God be capitolized
dragonite6935 0
agree with 71 and 109 "believers" aren't any better than the rest of us.
AlmothePirate 0
@109, sorry your bitter. some of us truly do mean good when we say "I'll pray for you." you just assumed a certain tone with it that may or may not have been intended. sure a lot of religious people say it in a judgemental tone. And they make all the rest of us look like douchebags. just don't lump us into the same catergory because they piss me off just as much as they piss you off.
Ep1cPha1l 0
oh no you di'unt
48Connor 10
hellz yeah!!
48Connor 10
u have to pay 4 caller Id. it's like $5 for a cell phone I think.. bit cell phones are expeaive so he might not be able to aford if
fylifeindeed 0
wrong again, preists also preach in Orthodox churches not only Catholic churches. As for the OP u made me lmao. Thanks!
bl4sted 0
its funny how ppl worship and waste there lives on some fake fag
xXNaxieldXx 0
Pastors are Baptist and can marry, while Priests are Catholic and dont
dudester1 0
thank you # 117
SoundTheAlarm 0
I don't know anyone idiotic enough to answer a phone with f*ck off.
Foxy_On_Fire 21
that's catholics. pasters are baptist.
StoryOfTheYear 15
a paster is someone who pastes something
ttrplayer 0
you totally deserved that one haha I don't feel sorry
strandedinalimo 0
Actually a paster is someone who pastes. A pastor is "A Christian minister or priest having spiritual charge over a congregation or other group."
Tarheel2147 0
Seriously, who answers a phone like that without looking at who it is?
d3ath1snatural 0
maybe he was trying to het **** up but accidentally called someone
vansbabe66 0
hahaha
napero 0
Why didn't you look who it was? This is YDI at so many levels it's unreal...
deathcab7 0
there Is a thing called caller id. hha
automatedeffemel 0
And along with that, how about not answering the phone at all if you're just planning to be a bitch anyways?
DGross 8
Caller id FTW!!! ... then again it may have been a house phone with no ID... or the OP didn't know the number
StoryOfTheYear 15
lol if i was him and looked at the the caller id it wouldve been even more reason to yell **** off in my opinion
KurouTenshi 0
just tell that religious nut freak to piss off. oh wait, you already did! :D step 1 accomplished! ^^ way to stay ahead of the game!
randomstudios 0
Thank you
alex1432 9
so what it's your in your house you can say whatever the **** you want
Pumpkin226 0
I'm sorry about your bad day! We all have them. Be more careful next time. <:|
mama2b3 20
who answers their phone like that anyways? YDI
deanomiye 0
you could have given him a heart attack and killed him!!!
timk_fml 2
going to hell
SaberHound 0
it's 2010. Why don't you have caller ID?
LOLomgWTF 0
amen
farsidee 0
Hallelujah!
treesdevin 0
it is 2010.... why did we elect George bush for 2 terms....why haven't we found a cure for cancer...why is weed still illegal in the U.S...why are they're kids dying everyday from starvation.??????????? why is our world so ****** up.???? answer me that please
saranottelling 7
#88, The American people technically only elected Bush once.
dontgiveacrap 0
In order: Because he was the better choice. Because there's too much money to be made in "cancer research". Because too many law makers are brainwashed into believing the anti-weed propaganda. Because people keep having babies they can't feed. Our world is fine, it's rotating on it's axis like it always has been, orbiting it's local star. It's the people ON the World that are ****** up.
treesdevin 0
haa sorry this was to another comment...but umm technically..your vote doesn't mean shit...the electoral college decides who's gonna be our president...not us that's why he was re elected....they're rhetorical questions ftw