Today, I made out with a guy that I had just met at a party. It was my first kiss. I don't know what's worse, the fact that my first kiss is at the age of 23, or the fact that I saw him making out with a different girl later on in the night. FML
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Wild Nights Out
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Today, I had my first kiss at a party. Later, I was told that the guy had been dared to kiss the ugliest girl in the room. FML
Today, I had my first kiss. It would have been great if I wasn't playing spin the bottle as a 23-year-old. FML
Today, I was making out with some girl at a party and noticed that she wasn't very good at it. I tried to say, "You kiss like a 16 year-old doing it for the first time" but ended up saying, "You kiss like a 16 year-old." Upon saying that, a dozen people turned and looked at me, giving weird looks. FML
Today, I was talking to a friend about this stranger I kissed a few nights ago while drinking. I commented that I was ashamed of doing so, and to make matters worse, the guy was really unattractive. It turns out he was no stranger. I'd kissed my friend. FML
Today, at the age of 17, I had my first kiss with the girl I've liked for over a year. However, it was a stage kiss and the girl has made it clear that she finds me repulsive. FML
Today, I was with my boyfriend of two months, hoping this would be our night of the first kiss. I was so excited when the ball started to drop. When it hit "0", I turned to him, hoping for a kiss, and saw him making out with another girl. He didn't even turn around. FML
Today, I went to my BFF's 16th birthday party. As I arrived, a VERY cute (and familiar looking) boy said to me, "You look hot! Wanna kiss?" I've made out at parties before so I agreed. As we did, I recognized my pal as a slightly butch, if pretty, GIRL I know. Worst part - her kisses are better than my boyfriend's. Am I gay now? FML
Today, I was making out with this hot girl at a party. She was a bad kisser and I meant to say, "It's like you're 16 and don't know how to kiss" but it came out as, "It's like I'm kissing a 16 year-old." The room fell silent and she got off my lap with a disturbed look on her face. FML
Today, I went on the first date of my life. I also burped during my first kiss. FML
Today, I met this guy I really liked at a party. We got chatting and then hit the dance floor. We had a "moment" and I went in to kiss him. He shot forward with his tongue already out. His eyes were open. FML
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coffee_addict7 0
If that bothers you, then why did you choose to have your first kiss with a guy you just met? What did you expect?
Kingdutch 3
Poor you, should've known better at a party though.
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Comments (155)
USSOCOMHKMARK23 0
I have one good advice 4 you freak.Listen up carefully.Take gun(large caliber will do the job 100 % you won`t survive) load the clip with one bullet,and blow your ******* head off.Just do it it`s so easy.One retard minus in this world.That is so ******* wonderfull.I`m too far away from the states.I live in the rotten Macedonia-Eastern Europe.It will be my pleasure I Personally to `whisle` one .45 cal bullet in your degeneric head u stupid retardet scum.Your life must be terminated right away.Hurry up and save the planet from you.Btw sorry for possible mistakes,english isn`t my mother language
USSOCOMHKMARK23 0
You are luzer baby.If case like this happens in my town.That person will be eliminated 4 a secound.But in US everything is possible.It`s good somethimes to use macedonian methods for elimination of degeneric and retardet activities like the 23 yrs old retardet bitch.It`s good for the spirit and keeps the enviroment clean from that kind of cataclismic creatures.Once again,don`t forget.I`m from macedonia i do apologise for possible errors english isn`t my mother language. Taa kurva mora da se ubie pod itno.Or in english translations.That bitch must to be shot in the head right away
Zehn_fml 0
I don't mean to hijack this, but I thought it would be fun to share my first kiss. I was a young lad in elementary school when a fine lass kissed me on my lips. I was blushing so hard and was so tongue-tied I was sent to the nurses office. I got to go home early. What a great day.
sharmart 0
I think whats worse is that you're a 23 year old loser who doesn't understand the concept of a "HOOK-UP"
epicfail13337 4
Omg, I see that my old comment's number 69! LOL!
hellokeroppi 5
probably the fact ur 23
Ciege 0
23
epicfail13337 4
23. 23. 23. Because it's more on you. The guy, well, guess that happens to lots of people. It's rarer to not be kissed at 23. I hope I don't turn out that way. 6 more years until I'm 23.
gymdiva1 0
i would say the fact that your 23. guys do that ALL the time. I'm 13 and i have been kissed be4(:
Karli96 0
wow.... what else do you expect? if you just met him and he was kissing on you, what makes you think he wouldn't be kissing on another girl?
Lolzords 11
"kissing on another girl"? That makes it seem like he was lying on top of someone while kissing someone else. :S