Today, I made out with a guy that I had just met at a party. It was my first kiss. I don't know what's worse, the fact that my first kiss is at the age of 23, or the fact that I saw him making out with a different girl later on in the night. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I had my first kiss at a party. Later, I was told that the guy had been dared to kiss the ugliest girl in the room. FML
Today, I had my first kiss. It would have been great if I wasn't playing spin the bottle as a 23-year-old. FML
Today, I was making out with some girl at a party and noticed that she wasn't very good at it. I tried to say, "You kiss like a 16 year-old doing it for the first time" but ended up saying, "You kiss like a 16 year-old." Upon saying that, a dozen people turned and looked at me, giving weird looks. FML
Today, I was talking to a friend about this stranger I kissed a few nights ago while drinking. I commented that I was ashamed of doing so, and to make matters worse, the guy was really unattractive. It turns out he was no stranger. I'd kissed my friend. FML
Today, at the age of 17, I had my first kiss with the girl I've liked for over a year. However, it was a stage kiss and the girl has made it clear that she finds me repulsive. FML
Today, I was with my boyfriend of two months, hoping this would be our night of the first kiss. I was so excited when the ball started to drop. When it hit "0", I turned to him, hoping for a kiss, and saw him making out with another girl. He didn't even turn around. FML
Today, I went to my BFF's 16th birthday party. As I arrived, a VERY cute (and familiar looking) boy said to me, "You look hot! Wanna kiss?" I've made out at parties before so I agreed. As we did, I recognized my pal as a slightly butch, if pretty, GIRL I know. Worst part - her kisses are better than my boyfriend's. Am I gay now? FML
Today, I was making out with this hot girl at a party. She was a bad kisser and I meant to say, "It's like you're 16 and don't know how to kiss" but it came out as, "It's like I'm kissing a 16 year-old." The room fell silent and she got off my lap with a disturbed look on her face. FML
Today, I went on the first date of my life. I also burped during my first kiss. FML
Today, I met this guy I really liked at a party. We got chatting and then hit the dance floor. We had a "moment" and I went in to kiss him. He shot forward with his tongue already out. His eyes were open. FML
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coffee_addict7 0
If that bothers you, then why did you choose to have your first kiss with a guy you just met? What did you expect?
Kingdutch 3
Poor you, should've known better at a party though.
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Comments (155)
jondivey 9
hellz ya its all about blink
sincerely331 0
Ydi
Majinveggie10 0
I got my first kiss when I was 10
karmennn 0
what did you expect?
chanicol 2
the age is worse. if it hadn't been your first, and its at a party, it wouldn't have been so bad to see that later.
NeonBubblez 6
It's okay not to have your first kiss too young. And you can't just let guys play you like a fiddle. Just some friendly advice.
NeonBubblez 6
It's okay not to have your first kiss too young. And you can't just let guys play you like a fiddle. Just some friendly advice.
boycrazy30007 12
Later on in the night is worse. There is no shame in waiting. It's a shame that u wasted something so special on an ass like that though. Alot of people wait to kiss
arikakiki 0
Haha loser bet u havnt had sex yet either!
Macim97 0
My first kiss was 14 and I'd rather have waited ahhh