Today, I made out with a guy that I had just met at a party. It was my first kiss. I don't know what's worse, the fact that my first kiss is at the age of 23, or the fact that I saw him making out with a different girl later on in the night. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had my first kiss at a party. Later, I was told that the guy had been dared to kiss the ugliest girl in the room. FML
Today, I had my first kiss. It would have been great if I wasn't playing spin the bottle as a 23-year-old. FML
Today, I was making out with some girl at a party and noticed that she wasn't very good at it. I tried to say, "You kiss like a 16 year-old doing it for the first time" but ended up saying, "You kiss like a 16 year-old." Upon saying that, a dozen people turned and looked at me, giving weird looks. FML
Today, I was talking to a friend about this stranger I kissed a few nights ago while drinking. I commented that I was ashamed of doing so, and to make matters worse, the guy was really unattractive. It turns out he was no stranger. I'd kissed my friend. FML
Today, at the age of 17, I had my first kiss with the girl I've liked for over a year. However, it was a stage kiss and the girl has made it clear that she finds me repulsive. FML
Today, I was with my boyfriend of two months, hoping this would be our night of the first kiss. I was so excited when the ball started to drop. When it hit "0", I turned to him, hoping for a kiss, and saw him making out with another girl. He didn't even turn around. FML
Today, I went to my BFF's 16th birthday party. As I arrived, a VERY cute (and familiar looking) boy said to me, "You look hot! Wanna kiss?" I've made out at parties before so I agreed. As we did, I recognized my pal as a slightly butch, if pretty, GIRL I know. Worst part - her kisses are better than my boyfriend's. Am I gay now? FML
Today, I was making out with this hot girl at a party. She was a bad kisser and I meant to say, "It's like you're 16 and don't know how to kiss" but it came out as, "It's like I'm kissing a 16 year-old." The room fell silent and she got off my lap with a disturbed look on her face. FML
Today, I went on the first date of my life. I also burped during my first kiss. FML
Today, I met this guy I really liked at a party. We got chatting and then hit the dance floor. We had a "moment" and I went in to kiss him. He shot forward with his tongue already out. His eyes were open. FML
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Top comments
coffee_addict7 0
If that bothers you, then why did you choose to have your first kiss with a guy you just met? What did you expect?
Kingdutch 3
Poor you, should've known better at a party though.
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Comments (155)
kiltguy 0
The first one is worse. The second is to be expected in the situation.
Brey1013 0
Someone PLEASE tell me how you get to the age of 23 without being kissed? Do you intentionally avoid being it?
DameGreyWulf 1
I'm 19 and I haven't been kissed. Call me old-fashioned, but I believe I should only kiss someone if I truly care for them, not because THEYRE TTLY HAWT or something.
bmoney2011 0
Uhmmm... I'd rather kiss someone because they're ttly hawt than because I'm drunk at a party. Initial physical attraction is what leads to most kisses anyways!! What're you retarded?!? Hmmmm.
Brey1013 0
ugh correction. *Do you go around intentionally avoiding it?
iec 0
woah exact same thing happened to me.. except mine was at 15 and i had met him before and the other girl was one of my friends.. awkward!
PhillyFox 0
My question is why did you waste your first kiss on some drunk asshole at a party? Jeeze, I would've at least waited until I met someone I loved. At 23 I figured you'd know better.
cassyjones 0
lol.... welcome to the world of men my friend. It can only go downhill from here....... enjoy ! :D
cassyjones 0
oh and dont let any assholes tell you that you "wasted" your first kiss....... you obviously wouldnt have done it if u didnt want to.
joy1523 0
if you were going to waste your first kiss on some guy at a party, why did you wait until 23 to do it? also, #87 is correct.
MisterComedy 0
23 and bawing about it?? You just met the guy. You deserved it.
mae18_fml 0
hhaaahaa thats gunnna be me !! =P