Today, I was with my boyfriend of two months, hoping this would be our night of the first kiss. I was so excited when the ball started to drop. When it hit "0", I turned to him, hoping for a kiss, and saw him making out with another girl. He didn't even turn around. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finally managed to kiss the guy of my dreams. We pulled away and looked into each other's eyes, and he softly said, "You know I'm dating another girl right now, right?" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. When I leaned in on him, he fell over backwards and smashed his head against the floor. FML
Today, is January 1st. Last night, I threw a party. Only 3 people came. Luckily, one of the people who came was the love of my life, I had been hoping to get a midnight kiss from him. Unluckly, he decided to get back with his ex-girlfriend. At my party. They were liplocked almost the whole time. FML
Today, I met this guy I really liked at a party. We got chatting and then hit the dance floor. We had a "moment" and I went in to kiss him. He shot forward with his tongue already out. His eyes were open. FML
Today, I went on a double date with my bestfriend. At the end of the night, her boyfriend gave her a long kiss, and texted her 5 minutes after we left to say he missed her already. My boyfriend picked his nose, then gave me a fist bump as a goodbye. FML
Today, during the countdown to midnight, I looked for my girlfriend so I could kiss her as 2013 began. I found her just in time to see her making out with some guy she swore was "only a friend." FML
Today, while hanging out with this guy I'm interested in, we turned and made eye contact. We were face to face and I thought he was finally going to kiss me. He decided to lick my face from chin to forehead instead. FML
Today, I made out with a guy that I had just met at a party. It was my first kiss. I don't know what's worse, the fact that my first kiss is at the age of 23, or the fact that I saw him making out with a different girl later on in the night. FML
Today, I went on a date with the girl of my dreams. Her boyfriend, who she said she'd broken up with, was at the same restaurant with another girl. She screamed at him for ten minutes, then they started making out, and left together. The girl he was with looked at me and said "Eww", then went to hit on another guy. FML
Today, at a restaurant, I happily watched as my boyfriend of three years got down on his knees and proposed to me. Before I could say yes and hug him, a girl flung herself at him, kissed him and shouted, "Yes!" With us still highly confused, she then ran away. FML
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AeryFairy 10
... are you sure he was your boyfriend?
yourlifesux 0
wow. he's not even worth it, then. D:Ii'm sure you could do way better! C:
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yourlifesux 0
wow. he's not even worth it, then. D:Ii'm sure you could do way better! C:
kcmcg09 0
hes probably no ur boyfriend but u thought he was i mean u havent even kissed within two months yet?
schwinn11 0
Are you ***'n kid'n me, 2 months and still haven't kissed, I don't blame him, I would move on to another girl also.
Fleecy 0
Precisely exactly what I was thinking.
fmlwinnn 0
my boyfriend waited almost two months for my first kiss, but he was my first kiss and boyfriend, and I was his first kiss and girlfriend. we took it really slow at first. not all people share their first kiss within the first week, and that's fine.
skillz8 0
so true my and my girl are the same way. love takes time
TheStoryOfUs 0
I didn't have my first kiss until month 2 and things are going great with me and him.
Xtra_Cheddar 3
How to lose a guy in ten seconds by Stewie griffin
yesmanddd 4
like really??? Where I come from, people my age (17) kisses and have for weeks or even months before they call each other their girl/boyfriend.
pandalover69 26
The OP was either really young or a huge prude
KJRx 0
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Your boyfriend of two months and you were waiting for a first kiss? Ha-ha.
neonokku 0
me and my boyfriend kissed within the first hour we dated
bmoney2011 0
Yah. My boyfriend and I kissed before a were even dating. YDI for not kissing him much sooner, but it still sucks.
Pandacake 0
My boyfriend and I didn't kiss until about three weeks after we met. But we were both shy and he finally worked up the courage to do it not knowing it was my first kiss. Not everyone is bold enough to even kiss right away. ;)
iGreen_Day 0
YDI For not watching 'he's just not that into you'. If he hasn't kissed you by the first few days...
hellowhowareyou 0
Same here..lol. A week before in fact.
xleanne_aLly 23
I think it depends on the guy, cause well I think it when they make the first move so I kissed this one guy after a week, this other guy after a month and this other guy after a day. but OP you should've pulled your boys head from hers, punched the b*tch in the jaw and kicked your guy in the nuts. haha
kay71095 9
Who cares how soon everyone kissed?
MrCatman1125 2
Not everyone has to kiss on the first week of a relationship. Some people want there first kiss with someone to be special. People on this website are to judgmental.
pandalover69 26
OP never said it was her first kiss, she said if would of been with that boyfriend, but if that was suppose to be her very first kiss then the whole 2 months thing makes sense.
grimmelok 0
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I have a feeling you probably think waiting to have sex until marriage is a good thing too. -_-
valmont_fml 0
Why not? It's not like there's anything wrong with that. It's also not necessary for some people. But there's no compelling reason not to, other than sexual desire. Some people find it more fulfilling to remain virginal until they're married. It can be a special thing you share with someone you love more than anyone else. Chill.
stupid_names 0
Waiting for marriage is gambling, you could end up with bad sex for the rest of your life.
theutbk 0
agreed
Croniclz 0
wating until marriage is the best time to have sex there isnt anything wrong with that
smaginn 0
Does anyone remember that FML where they waited until marriage and the girl found out her new husband used to be a girl and so she can't get pregnant?
shalizzz 0
I never understood the whole "wait until you are married" thing....... How does a f***ing piece of paper and a celebration transform intercourse from something completely wrong into something "romantic", "fulfilling" and what not? If you do it with the one you love, it's the exact same thing if you do it before or after marriage. Not to mention the fact that, if the newlyweds are both virgin, there is a 99,99% chance that the wedding night will be a complete disaster!
daniella4680 0
omg yeahhh
pandalover69 26
I've noticed the people that wait till marriage get married very young and they generally marry their first serious relationship. That's just a disaster waiting to happen. I even had a friend who's aunt waited till marriage and after 1 night she left her husband, turned she was actually lesbian and just didn't know it till she did the deed.
fatalkiss 0
Maybe she meant first kiss of 2010
College_Aphro 3
That's what I thought she was saying too. I think she meant "the first kiss" of 2010. I find it hard to imagine a guy who started randomly kissing some girl that could've had SARS in Times Square wouldn't have kissed the OP yet.
fegd 0
They weren't in Times Square, they're in Ohio.
Unsaturatedfatty 0
I grew up in NY and lived in Ohio for 3 treacherous years, and I can tell you, it's very feasible that they've dated for 2 months and not kissed yet. It's the Bible belt, full of ex-Amish, Mennonites, tent church revivals, Lutherans, Evangelists, and Pentacostals. The only people it is not heavily populated with are Catholics. At any rate, it's one of those places in the States where you still get a gold star for your virginity, both male and female. It's freakin' scary.
EnviousDan 0
you obviously spent no time doing anything in Ohio if that is what you think.
AngryNord 0
Honestly, girl, you've been dating two months without kissing him? That's a bit naïve, hate to say. You can't really say you're shocked to find him fooling around?
AntiChrist7 0
girls only love assholes. YDI
MacOSXpert 7
I'm a girl, and I HATE assholes! I got myself a sweet, wonderful guy. More guys should be like him
pyroanarchist23 0
oh we are a more appropriate statement would be to say more girls should be like yourself and actually like sweet caring guys lol
valmont_fml 0
It's a sad thing that more of us aren't; especially since it gives those who are a bad name and negative stereotypes. But there *are* more of us out there than you think.
syrupy 0
you snooze you lose.
hockey1317 0
True that
gr8nothingness 0
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2 months a little too late dontchathink?! I would have split up with after a week. u prude. lmao
GakTheFaQ 14
that's a bit too rude dude
MissSparkie 0
2 months and not even a kiss... um..... I think that says it all.
shoeaddiikt 0
She's probably like ten years old- be nice!
bmoney2011 0
Lol!!! What if she's like 10 and considers an 18 yr old her "boyfriend" hmmm and he kissed his actual girlfriend and she was all "noooooooooo!!!" ??? Food for thought
AeryFairy 10
... are you sure he was your boyfriend?
amy397123 0
This.
hey2a 0
Exactly what I was thinking.
FhIsLif3 5
Thinkin tge samee thingg. :p