Today, our daughter fell asleep early, so my husband and I decided to get frisky. He passed out mid-blow job. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while having sex with my husband, he went soft. When I asked him what happened he said, "I'm about to fall asleep." He then plopped down on my chest and began to snore. FML
Today, my husband woke up in the middle of the night feeling frisky. He woke me up, got me all hot and ready to go, then before I could get into position he fell back to sleep, leaving me to fend for myself. FML
Today, my husband fell asleep in the middle of a blowjob. I feel kind of insulted. FML
Today, my wife fell asleep. I was giving her head at the time. Her snoring gave it away. FML
Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while giving me head. FML
Today, my husband and I put our children to bed a little earlier than usual, so we could have some sexy time. Immediately following my full-blown orgasm, I rolled over, only to see my wide-eyed son peeking over the top of the mattress. FML
Today, my boyfriend fell asleep while still giving me oral sex. FML
Today, my wife and I were getting intimate in the morning. First time in forever. Things were just starting to get steamy when our 10-month-old daughter woke up. FML
Today, my boyfriend fell asleep during phone sex. FML
Today, I was finally having sex with the man of my dreams, and then he fell asleep on top of me. FML
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Top comments
thawny_fml 21
You know, I was totally expecting this to go a completely different way. That blows.
SecundusSecunda 27
Perhaps, now it's time to send little Jenny with her grandparents, if possible, so you are able to rest and spend a little time alone together. Then, you could go with them to spend New Year's together (if you celebrate it) It all works out!
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Comments (64)
kwerner7116 14
damn, that sucks
vikky538 29
Only half way through it was sucked
xx000o 27
A properly applied bite will bring him back from the dead
CogadhTallon 16
So the solution to a sleep-inducing ******* is to bite it off... Can't see a flaw in that!
thawny_fml 21
You know, I was totally expecting this to go a completely different way. That blows.
darkbob101 16
pun intended?
gorgeous_vixen95 12
That was punny
CogadhTallon 16
Must be hard to swallow...
mld4657 28
Damn O.P. that's a sucky time.
awildwhisper 30
hmm reminds me of my boyfriend -_-
itsthewayitis 10
guess you're not doing a good job.
cloudyface 23
Guess you suck at ********
gorgeous_vixen95 12
Or u could be just that good at them
lurker_no_more 13
he must have been really tired, or you are doing something wrong ^^
Grayness_ 26
Exactly what I was thinking. If someone is giving you oral sex and is not pleasant, it'll turn someone off real quick (duh)
willsnow18 11
how does that even happen
laden_swallow09 35
Lack of variety. Same cycling motions tend to get mechanical and predictable after a while.
Feklfekl2222 32
As I understand it it's hard to give that bad a *******. I read it more as the husband is so exhausted he fell asleep, not that she is awful
needagoodlaugh 34
If their daughter is a baby they probably are not getting much sleep. When you are suffering from sleep deprivation you will hit a point where you will pass out no matter what is going on.
bulletsinthewind 21
Chances are he was very tired. I don't think many guys would just fall asleep for no reason while getting sucked off
nicofluff 15
Mind-blown
RedPillSucks 33
only halfway
SecundusSecunda 27
Perhaps, now it's time to send little Jenny with her grandparents, if possible, so you are able to rest and spend a little time alone together. Then, you could go with them to spend New Year's together (if you celebrate it) It all works out!
Myo_fml 20
I don't see why this is down voted. it's perfectly sensible to send kids away for maybe an afternoon to catch up on each other and loving each other.
Jowisee 29
It's very important to have time together, and I'm sure the grandparents would love to babysit for the night!
Myo_fml 20
At least you know that that interest in you is still there by the fact that he tried. he's probably just very tired right now and that's okay too.
lexred 30
Blown to sleep!