Today, our daughter fell asleep early, so my husband and I decided to get frisky. He passed out mid-blow job. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while having sex with my husband, he went soft. When I asked him what happened he said, "I'm about to fall asleep." He then plopped down on my chest and began to snore. FML
Today, my husband woke up in the middle of the night feeling frisky. He woke me up, got me all hot and ready to go, then before I could get into position he fell back to sleep, leaving me to fend for myself. FML
Today, my husband fell asleep in the middle of a blowjob. I feel kind of insulted. FML
Today, my wife fell asleep. I was giving her head at the time. Her snoring gave it away. FML
Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while giving me head. FML
Today, my husband and I put our children to bed a little earlier than usual, so we could have some sexy time. Immediately following my full-blown orgasm, I rolled over, only to see my wide-eyed son peeking over the top of the mattress. FML
Today, my boyfriend fell asleep while still giving me oral sex. FML
Today, my wife and I were getting intimate in the morning. First time in forever. Things were just starting to get steamy when our 10-month-old daughter woke up. FML
Today, my boyfriend fell asleep during phone sex. FML
Today, I was finally having sex with the man of my dreams, and then he fell asleep on top of me. FML
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thawny_fml 21
You know, I was totally expecting this to go a completely different way. That blows.
SecundusSecunda 27
Perhaps, now it's time to send little Jenny with her grandparents, if possible, so you are able to rest and spend a little time alone together. Then, you could go with them to spend New Year's together (if you celebrate it) It all works out!
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Comments (64)
rodrigun449 16
Sucks, either you were taking to long or your husbands just not into it
CookieCat327 9
... I fail to see why this earns you a "FML"
LITTLEHORNFISH 7
Dawww, poor guy
GreenShoes 14
well.... that blows.
mrwiseguy96 8
oh no! I hope she is okay...
confused_wandere 26
Which she? The OP or the daughter? In either case, why on earth wouldn't they be?
Sudoc 29
"Passed out" could mean several different things. Did he fall asleep or was it a medical problem? I mean, YLS either way but still...
sillygirl247 14
His loss...
MorbidInsanity 11
Step ya beej game up!
SnowySouls 3
She must have mastered the sleeper penis touch. Only the sluttiest of females can master it.
Benderama 8
Then your not doing it right