Today, our daughter fell asleep early, so my husband and I decided to get frisky. He passed out mid-blow job. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while having sex with my husband, he went soft. When I asked him what happened he said, "I'm about to fall asleep." He then plopped down on my chest and began to snore. FML
Today, my husband woke up in the middle of the night feeling frisky. He woke me up, got me all hot and ready to go, then before I could get into position he fell back to sleep, leaving me to fend for myself. FML
Today, my husband fell asleep in the middle of a blowjob. I feel kind of insulted. FML
Today, my wife fell asleep. I was giving her head at the time. Her snoring gave it away. FML
Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while giving me head. FML
Today, my husband and I put our children to bed a little earlier than usual, so we could have some sexy time. Immediately following my full-blown orgasm, I rolled over, only to see my wide-eyed son peeking over the top of the mattress. FML
Today, my boyfriend fell asleep while still giving me oral sex. FML
Today, my wife and I were getting intimate in the morning. First time in forever. Things were just starting to get steamy when our 10-month-old daughter woke up. FML
Today, my boyfriend fell asleep during phone sex. FML
Today, I was finally having sex with the man of my dreams, and then he fell asleep on top of me. FML
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Top comments
thawny_fml 21
You know, I was totally expecting this to go a completely different way. That blows.
SecundusSecunda 27
Perhaps, now it's time to send little Jenny with her grandparents, if possible, so you are able to rest and spend a little time alone together. Then, you could go with them to spend New Year's together (if you celebrate it) It all works out!
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Comments (64)
epodax 12
Seems like your daugther wasn't the only one who was exhausted
Apretendbiscuit 12
You must blow
Calingaladha 21
Rock a bye daughter, in the treetop. When the wife blows, the husband will stop...
Oxking285 2
you should step your game up that should never happen
Patriots21 14
Not everyone gives as good of a ******** as you man.
Lalala579121 28
I wouldn't say "never"... There's not really enough context in the FML to know if it was actually OP's fault or if the husband was just that exhausted.
laden_swallow09 35
What's the matter, women can't be horrible in bed? It happens. I can attest to it.
tintarroja 31
#21, that's true. There are women that are terrible in the sexual arts. But where are the men that are willing to teach??? Many women don't know how to because they don't even know their own body. Sadly, many of them will never have an ******.
Badkarma4u 17
It does happen. If you are exhausted. It's neither OP or her husbands fault.
TAntobella 14
Having little children does that to people...
MrKento11 12
You must be really good at ********, OP. Just imagine the kind of pleasure he might have experienced auch that he passed out.
SecundusSecunda 27
She sucked his soul out! Leaving a lifeless husk of a man.
SystemofaBlink41 27
Anyone else thought that OP was gay and that his husband fell asleep with the penis still in his mouth? ...I can't be the only one.
confused_wandere 26
I think you are.
savagetitan 13
wow you must really suck at blowing.
captainsmegma 12
I disagree. She sucks good. She sucks them into unconsciouness.
Redgy22 26
Still counts
kenwolfy 14
I know the feeling