silence_isloudx3

Miss Kansas, United States 35 years-old In a relationship

fired 27 June 2012, 20:48 London, United Kingdom

Ayy Macarena

Today, I was babysitting a four-year-old girl, when I came across a toy that sang the Macarena. For fun, I decided to teach her the dance. When she showed her parents, instead of putting her hands on her backside and turning, she decided to bend over and moon them. FML

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apparantlyStupid 27 June 2012, 23:28 Okotoks, Canada

Mindblowing

Today, I confronted my daughter about the various drug-associated items I found in her room. She then confronted me about going in her room and invading her privacy, to the point where I forgot the main issue and apologised to her. I just got outsmarted by a teenage pothead. FML

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