Anonymous
United States
Today, I got concussion after a goat ran in front of me while I was jogging. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Lee
United States
Today, I decided to pull some weeds in my backyard. Everything was going great until I got a concussion. My dog thought that it would be fun to headbutt me from a running start. Twice. FML
myheadhurts
Vancouver, Canada
Today, I got a concussion. It was when an entire shelf of bicycle helmets tumbled onto my skull. FML
munchkin
France
Today, I ran into a car. I suffered a concussion and broke my nose. I wasn't driving. I walked right into it. It was parked. FML
Radgirl
United States
Today, while on a run off campus with my german shepherd, I tried to impress a couple of hot fraternity guys playing football outside of their house. I broke out into a full sprint. I then got tangled in my dog's leash and fell straight in to a parked jeep knocking myself unconscious. FML
Clumsy Clumsy
Spruce Grove, Canada
Today, I ran up to my boyfriend to kiss him when he got home from work. I tripped and I fell on him, and he fell backwards. He ended up hitting his head on the sidewalk and had to get stitches. He also had a concussion. FML
steve
United States
Today, I ran full speed into a brick wall because I saw a tiger. On the other side of a zoo cage. FML
Icci
United States
Today, at work I was playing football with one of my camp kids in the indoor-pool. I saw a co-worker walking by and I decided to hit him with the football. The football slipped out of my hand and I hit a lady in the face, breaking her nose, and causing her to fall and get a concussion. FML
sandysmith
United States
Today, my boyfriend was at my house to hang out. When he was leaving I thought it would be cute to run and jump on him to say goodbye. He fell and hit his head. He is now in the hospital with a concussion. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2020 but it's good stuff
Runcorn, United Kingdom
Vicious bastards
Today, I decided to go for a jog to try and get fit. I definitely got my exercise in, because I was mercilessly chased by a goose. FML
barbecued goat anyone?
United States
Link please!
Today, I borrowed a goat from a coworker to clear out an overgrown section of our yard. It worked great, except for the part where the goat butted me on my ass. Of course my wife was filming and laughing, and later put it on Instagram. FML
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kemando 22
u chewing stride?
CockRocket 0
Think how that poor Goat feels. "I was walking around outside today for the first time in a year after my surgery. Even after having one of my Legs removed I still wanted to walk. I finally managed it, then some asshole came running from out of nowhere and fell over me unconscious and I couldn't move for 3hours. I'm now being put down because he threatened to sue." Well, either that or. "I was off looking for some delicious little sheep to bang and someone came and ran into me. Damn sucka got laid out so I was all AWW HAAEEELLL NAW DAWG. I aint paying for no Sheep. I'll just bang this fool while they out of it."
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Comments (165)
kemando 22
u chewing stride?
hypuuurness 6
lmao! (:
kemando 22
they'll find you.
hypuuurness 6
yes that is true...
ZombieeeeUnicorn 1
Win :D
TeDDY0522 0
hahaha u shud've stopped, raised an eyebrow, get on 1 knee and say "REALLY!?!?!" (:
DaveOnDope 4
Total winnage #2! You're a gentleman and a scholar.
livin_plur 0
freaking awesome comment!
KrazieKleo 13
I've heard this saying before! Where is it from? lol
PleaseDontPokeMe 0
Ha thats funny stuff
nothingtodisplay 7
nice #2 just nice!
Fx13mz 7
#2 is so awesome that he looks like the kid from Hot Tube Time Machine.
Kawboy 1
58* lmao
robotiick 12
lol to protect u from ramming goats chew stride spark
eyez_lay_low1921 0
haha. thats some funny stuff #2
MissBunny25 0
damn, nice call 58
edteach 0
lol it can be tricky...
rawrrawrrachael 0
fine comment indeed
fatgirllovesfml 0
awwhh poor goat ;(
randiZ25 0
103... your profile pic is hooooottttttt!!!
fatgirllovesfml 0
omg really? what a weirdo!!!
EatnBeef 7
knew someone would post that haha
kemando 22
there was 21 replies which are all mysteriously gone. :S
Fx13mz 7
I know! You still look like the Hot Tub Time Machine kid to me!!
bearkiller4 0
that's exactly what I was thinking!
funnyFMLSplz 0
stride is.... what the ****, AWESOME.
nalia18 8
that'll teach you to never spill the secrets of stride...
cookies61889 15
new York is the best that's where I'm from to
lolmyendoff456 7
haha good one :D
WhoIsThe 7
I... I don't....even... Skbabdhnaja Toasters.
Radek18 0
Why?? A goat really??
Bill3485 3
exactly. there are no appropriate jokes for this one, all i can think after reading this was "really, a ******* goat?!"
L3Paparazzo 7
OP jogged to a place far far away :P
Kawboy 1
he didn't make it very far after crossing paths with the goat ;)
spencerchu 0
couldave bin worse like raging elephants or trolling trolls
leeshxx 3
I read this and just stared going what the ****!
Docbee 11
op got hoofed...?
buff7 1
where do you jog that you run into goats...?
Chanistheman19 5
that is a question every wants to know!
EmoGiana 0
OP is from the country obviously!
BaskenRobin 2
In the Rocky Mountains which go into the states from Canada I believe in... Montanna? but in the Rockies there are tons of mountain goats
cldean24 4
81, where did your clothes go? I am sure you were attractive before you lost them. For some reason I imagine somewhere in Ireland. Not in town though, then it would have been a drunk instead of a goat.
31770ollie 0
stalker!!
iamtwiggyme 0
My neighbor has a pet goat that he keeps in a cage behind his house. It chases people if it gets out lol
whitesox365 0
im confused not only about this goat thing, but wtf is 101 talking about???
ButtRaep 0
fag
pinkp909 8
How fast were you jogging that you couldn't stop?.
Jrefinne 7
I know, right? It's a lot easier to slam on the brakes if you're on foot.
ceinaworus 0
that's one fast mother ****** goat!
TeDDY0522 0
u should have stopped, gotten on 1 knee, raised an eyebrow, stared the stupid goat down and said "REALLY?!?"
barlessprison 16
you deserve it for jogging inside a farm. next time try jogging in a park or something.
oelfke 5
what is the OP cant cuz there not some where close to a park
capslockisgood 19
Then OP should jog to the park.
SnowFlakeInAK 7
Only till a mod see your moronic post and has you for breakfast. Idiot.
Pizzamaster 0
lol thats really funny. a goat
TheNinjaCat 10
lul >.< goat. teehee ^.^
CockRocket 0
Just as well you weren't Jogging naked and it stopped infront of you and you ended up in it. That would've been very Baaaah-d.
cantthinkofawitt 0
As described in my profile picture. How convenient..
cldean24 4
hahaha, 90 did you just find that picture somewhere or do you know a kid that actually wrote that?
Fx13mz 7
I heard that people who post "first" are bitches.