Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was in the middle of an intense orgasm when we heard the panicky voice of his little sister saying there was an emergency downstairs. He jumped up and left to see what the matter was. The big emergency? The Wii remotes had dead batteries. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, when his sister knocked on the door and asked if she could borrow the zombie movie we were watching after we were done with it. We weren't watching a movie; I was just moaning. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. All of a sudden he jumped off of me, going "shit, shit!". Worried, i asked him what was wrong. He shouted "I forgot to set my TiVO!" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have sex at his house. When we got there, he checked his mail box first and noticed that his Wii game arrived. He sent me home so he can play. FML
Today, I heard my sister screaming from the basement, "Don't you hit me, you asshole!" Knowing her boyfriend was over, I ran downstairs with my baseball bat, ready to smash the fucker hitting my sister. Turns out they were just playing Mario Kart and he rammed her off the edge of a bridge. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were on my bed when things started getting hot and it began to shake. My little sister called the entire family to the hall to listen to "the frogs in the wall". FML
Today, I was about to have sex with my boyfriend. His best friend called and said he just beat God Of War 3 and that my boyfriend could borrow it. He got up, got dressed, ran to his car and told me I could walk home. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having it off in his den, I screamed at the height of my climax, and from the family room came the roaring laughter of my boyfriend's brothers. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were starting to get frisky when the Furby Party Rocker all the way across the room started going off on its own and completely killed the mood. I took the batteries out of the little bastard immediately, but the mood was lost. FML
Today, I was playing Xbox live with my boyfriend. I was bored so I decided to mess around. So I put down my remote and unbuttoned his pants. Two minutes in he said, "Hurry up, we're getting killed without you. Besides you're way better at video games." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were house sitting. We were a little on edge because we'd heard noises. We were starting to get intimate, and suddenly the house alarm started going off. We locked ourselves in the room, called the police, and they told us that we were the ones who'd set it off. FML
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ritzy05 1
at least he's caring?? in case it really had been an emergency?
chipmunchie 0
well, he was being a responsible brother I guess..
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Comments (165)
jfarmer35 0
she doesnt have you **** your just to damn stupid to keep going
misslady3 0
haha honestly me and my boyfriend did it with his brother in the house.... older brother, but it was loud cause of the bed and i think we tramatized him hahaha
emilyfaith34 0
if you think thats bad, wait till you have kids
isabella_leigh 0
YDI,, you are sick for haviing sex whilee your sisteer is there!
jordox 0
? he was just being a good big brother to his little sister. lmfao
Eashag 3
Psh, parents have sex while their baby is in the other room, whatever.
Lady_Lakura 0
What a little brat
eachpeach 0
bros before hos.
ryguy997 0
buy chargable mounted wiimote packs.
Bucinka 5
Why were you having sex when there were other family members in the house? Eew.
Lucas_The_Troll 0
wow YDI bitch who has sex with a kid in the house?