Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. All of a sudden he jumped off of me, going "shit, shit!". Worried, i asked him what was wrong. He shouted "I forgot to set my TiVO!" FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. The TV was on with the volume low, as we had been too preoccupied to turn it off. All of a sudden, my boyfriend stopped mid-thrust. He was watching the TV. House MD was on. He'd stopped to watch the differential diagnosis. FML
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poopooface 0
That's hilarious. TV shows: 1 You: 0
commonsense 0
The Dawn of Technology is the Fall of Man
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STFCBarsby 0
What an idiot :|
Krysk_fml 0
Well in his defense, TiVo is pretty awesome
poopooface 0
That's hilarious. TV shows: 1 You: 0
shibainu519 0
is that dog a Shiba inu?
LiddoNikkii6 0
^yess it is.
ohhlala_fml 0
Nice #3 hahaha That's a dick thing for him to do. Obviously you weren't pleasuring him enough if he's thinking about TV :P
Jimboom 12
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
And if the programs he forgot to set the Tivo for were yours then you would probably kill him if he didn't. So Shuddupa your face and wait for him. Maybe even take the opportunity to make yourself look sexy. You know, stop being selfish for once and think of his needs.
lilgus13 0
WTF if he's having sex he shouldn't even be thinking about tv. I'm sure she was pissed that he would stop in the middle for some stupid show. p.s. girls don't care as much as you think about American idol and shows like that.
YourAFailmod 4
Your an idiot.
Deniedmydignity 12
How ironic..... It's you're an idiot
_BruhhGetALife_ 19
Lol okay, maybe he should've been pleasuring her. A girl is aloud to get angry if he stops I'm the middle of sex, if you think about it, he should stop being selfish and at least let her finish before moving onto his TV. But apparently the girl has to be the one pleasuring him?
commonsense 0
The Dawn of Technology is the Fall of Man
heyjuuude 0
Sounds like something I would totally do.
chapter_vII 0
i completely agree with #5
Roxas_fml 0
LOL @ #3.
pwhitlock90 0
What show could be more important than sex??? Only ones I can think of are The Office, Scrubs, Sportscenter, and 24.
levibarks 5
Haha. Sports center
avaloncode 8
and Criminal Minds!
Ololo_fml 16
it was game of thrones. I'd have done the same thing
Somber_fml 0
Ownage. #10 is awesome.
mrstomkaulitz 0
#10 the office is the SHIZNIT Lol