Today, my uncle died from COVID he contracted at church. During the service, his pastor got up and started talking about how proud he was that my uncle didn't let a pandemic stop him from going to worship. At the church. That gave him COVID. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to my uncle’s funeral. Later, I found out that his irresponsible idiot of a daughter had COVID, knew she had COVID, and not only showed up anyway, but didn’t bother to wear a mask, and went out of her way to go around hugging people. FML
Today, my uncle is posting on Facebook for clout about how his mom died of COVID. She actually died of sepsis from severe Alzheimer's. He was at the hospice meeting, and his wife and daughter held her hand when she passed. She also died two years ago. FML
Today, after I attended the funeral service of a good friend last Sunday, tomorrow I'm going to the funeral of my uncle, and last night my mother just told me she has Covid. Triple whammy. Gonna mask up, stay my distance, and pay my respects. FML
Today, I'm at my mother-in-law's funeral, who died of Covid-19. Months before catching the virus, she would claim that, "the entire Covid thang is bullshit" and "people are just behaving like f****ts over a simple flu." FML
Today, I went to my uncle's funeral. His eulogy was ruined by an annoying little kid repeatedly talking over the pastor, who didn't pause for anything, no matter how many times his parents told him to stop. The complimentary lunch was horrible, and the hearse driving him to the cemetery got into an accident. FML
Today, I watched my grandmother's funeral on a webcam. She died at 95 because the overwhelmed hospital kept putting back her pacemaker operation. I hadn't seen her in two years. Fuck Covid. FML
Today, my uncle died. It was also my grandpa's 85th birthday. His reaction to the death? "Best birthday gift ever!" FML
Today, my mom died of COVID. As I was crying in her hospital room, my husband asked if it was OK for him to leave to take a business call, and our daughter asked if she could leave because she was bored and wanted to meet her boyfriend at a bar. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy who is perfect in every way, except for the tiny fact he thinks Covid is a hoax created by hospitals to profit massively on selling masks and hand sanitiser. Both my parents died from Covid and my nana is currently in hospital with it. FML
Today, I found out that the guy I was talking to for over a year, who told me he was dying from Covid, is perfectly fine and he just didn't want to talk to me anymore. FML
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Top comments
MidnaLink 35
Can you get the Police involved somehow? Considering the pastor (who should really be stripped of his title) doesn't seem to care that he died, I'm sure he can be busted for holding large congregations.
DrSamba1 8
Sorry for your loss, but this is why religion sucks. And they'll send you off with some platitudes about how your uncle is in a better place now, or the Lord just called him home, or some other bullshit.
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Comments (8)
MidnaLink 35
Can you get the Police involved somehow? Considering the pastor (who should really be stripped of his title) doesn't seem to care that he died, I'm sure he can be busted for holding large congregations.
DrSamba1 8
Sorry for your loss, but this is why religion sucks. And they'll send you off with some platitudes about how your uncle is in a better place now, or the Lord just called him home, or some other bullshit.
peterblack67 9
I am so sorry for your loss. I will never understand some people's attitude about a pandemic.
Brightside86 31
That's rough, I really hope God isn't up there taking attendance every Sunday.
WintressSoldier37 27
Wtf
Kyana M. Q. Picazo 3
Or get the police involved because he’s encouraging people to go out even when they’re sick. He’s supposed to be a good leader.
Kyana M. Q. Picazo 3
Or get the police involved because he’s encouraging people to go out even if they’re sick