Today, I was sitting on the bus next to a hot guy who was texting. I sneaked a peek at his phone to see if he was texting a girl so I could know if he was single. As I looked at his screen, he turned it towards me and typed in caps "STOP BEING A CREEPER." He got out of his seat and off the bus. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was on a bus with my friend's older brother. He was kinda cute. I went to message my best friend, telling her how cute this guy was, how he was kinda packing downstairs, and how adorable he was. Two minutes later, he wordlessly turned his phone screen to me. It was the message. I sent it to him by mistake. FML
Today, while riding the bus, a creepy guy gave me the "rape glare" and another guy repeated every word to the conversation I was having with my friend under his breath. FML
Today, I was on the bus when my crush told me to come and sit with him. I got all excited, especially when he put his arm around me. He then whispered in my ear "Hey, is your friend over there single?" FML
Today, a guy hit on me. It's such a rare occurrence that I didn't know how to react, so I panicked and said "Sorry, I have to go!" Then I remembered we were on a bus, and just turned around and awkwardly pretended he wasn't there. FML
Today, I was riding the bus home from school. I was sitting by myself, and my backpack was occupying the seat next to me. A hot girl boarded the bus, and was standing right where I was sitting. I placed my backpack on my lap, freeing up the seat. The girl stood the entire bus ride. FML
Today, I saw a cute guy on the bus. I smiled at him and he smiled back. After a couple of stops, he got off the bus. He bumped into me, turned around, apologized, and winked. I stood there feeling good about myself. Then I realized he stole my wallet. FML
Today, I decided to to gather up the courage to ask the cute boy in my math class for his number. He gave it to me, and I texted him later that night. But little did I know he actually gave me the number of the creep in class who is always grabbing my ass. I ended up asking the creep out. FML
Today, I was riding the bus home from college. I was standing in the aisle and there was a rather cute girl sitting next to me. The bus came to an abrupt stop, I tripped, and fell into her lap. She shrieked, "Eww! Get off me!" and shove me onto the floor of the bus. Nice to know I'm revolting. FML
Today, I got off a long shift and went to the bus stop. Upon arrival, I saw a girl giving a guy a blowjob. Disgusted, I tried to avoid them and sat on the bench to wait. The girl popped up angrily and looked over at me. "Can't you give us some privacy?!" This is the only bus stop nearby. FML
Today, I was trying to take a sneaky picture of a cute guy sitting across from me on a train. My phone’s flash went off. I panicked, dropped my phone, and then had to awkwardly stand up to retrieve it while he just smirked at me, clearly aware of what had just happened. FML
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Chfanfiction 0
It's what you get for snooping. EDIT: What's more annoying: someone going "First!" or someone yelling out whatever number they got?
someone2love 0
You're pathetic. Next time a simple "HI" will do!
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Chfanfiction 0
It's what you get for snooping. EDIT: What's more annoying: someone going "First!" or someone yelling out whatever number they got?
user1063 0
definitely the one who goes FIRST! but more people are shouting random numbers in reply to the one who goes FIRST and that's starting to get annoying
americayay 0
They're all pretty irritating. But I find it MUCH more irritating when there's a huge list of people commenting on how stupid it is to say 'first', because they're all mad that someone made such and unrelated post, but every one of their's is completely unrelated as well.
Phillay632 0
Yes, definitely FYL for hearing the truth. #21!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YIPPEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
genius_man16 1
I don't find either of them irritating, I agree with #17 in the fact that the people who go "omg gtfo loser no one cares" etc are the ones who are irritating. I mean who gives a ****? It's just a post on the internet. If you really get uptight about someone going "First!" then you have serious, serious issues.
LP95 0
ydi for being a good for nothing creeper who cant live with herself unless she stalks every ******* person she ever sees god i hope all people like you go to hell and rot and burn for being ******* idiots in life and not knowing that creeping is wrong oh my god you are such a ******* asstard for creepign like that go die along with your family wow i would highly appreciate some constructive criticism on my troll post. thank you
DeadMansCrack 4
I agree with you #37. I don't get why so many people get mad over saying "first"... It's not a big deal at all. The people who keep getting mad at whoever says "first" does have issues. OP- YDI, spying on a stranger is completely creepy. Well, so is spying in general.
fmlfmlfml15 0
ugh me too I hate it when people curse at and make a big fuss at whoever says "first" geez just let them have their fun stop PMSing, and #44 stop replying to the people on top JUST so everyone can see your comment. NOW THATS ANNOYING.
americayay 0
eh. that doesn't really annoy me either 52. at least it's an on topic post. to each their own. and yes, i have been first and had people do it to me. it just doesn't bother me.
elchapin562 0
yea both are pretty bad, maybe the one yelling out whatever number they got, cuz at least being first is always respected elsewhere, except on FML, but if ur #69, who gives a fuckk? anyways OP deserved it, never try to look at what other ppl are texting, that's like eavesdropping.
tehredbaran 0
97: Yelling "FIRST!!!!@@@@!!!!!!@@@@!!@#@!#!@#!@#!!!!" is rarely respected as it is downright annoying. Regardless, yelling some other random number just to troll is even worse, because not only are you an idiotic troll, you also are a wannabe first-poster.
humorizer 14
@44; For one thing, you should consider using punctuation and capitalization. It makes it much easier to read your troll posts. Also, saying 'your family can die' isn't really much of a troll comment. Because you're making a declarative statement. Making a command or declarative suggestion (i.e.; "I hope your parents die!") is far more effective. Good luck! I hope this helps.
epicFAIL_Sometim 0
YDI for not being blind, you shitfag!!
bryce0110 23
When comment number 3 says "First!!!"
omelette_fml 0
yeah that is pretty creepy, ydi.
Kiwi_Splash 0
Exactly, I have no more to say than what he told you... STOP BEING A CREEPER.
B4SK3TB4IL 0
FAKE. straight men don't say "creeper"... duhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!
americayay 0
Well, you were spying on him, which is creepy. However, not really a **** my life situation.
cataelophobia 1
agreed. this is more like fhl. "today i was sitting next to some chick who kept creepily staring over my shoulder, eventually i had to write out STOP BEING CREEPY!" and leave. fml."
someone2love 0
You're pathetic. Next time a simple "HI" will do!
Squadoosh 0
Not very sly, are you? Way to go. YDI.
blackdog218 0
YDI for actually being a creeper.
Noob30 0
A creeper you say? SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS *BOOM*
arcades_fire 0
Now that's just creepy.
wildthang428 10
YDI.... creeper
invisibl3freddy 0
Whoa. I do that because my dad looks over my shoulder when I text just because he knows it annoys me. I put "STOP LOOKING OVER MY SHOULDER, DAD!"
thepatty8474 10
lmfao, i should start doing that :P
divineinstrument 2
Hehe that's quite funny I have to say. Still, he kind of overreacted. People look at what I'm texting all the time. Then again I actually know those people. You should have just said hi. In fact, saying "Hi I think you're hot and I wanna **** you" would have worked better than what you did.
rukiafujioka 0
Yeah, but if some random stranger was reading and watching you text, I'm say that his reaction is more the justified.