Today, I told my boyfriend that I've missed my period, and that I think I might be pregnant. He started panicking and ended up puking in the toilet. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I told my husband I was pregnant, then he fainted. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. He went outside for a "breather" and never came back. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I’m pregnant. He immediately had a massive panic attack about how a kid is going to ruin his life and split us up, because obviously I’ll choose the baby over him. We’re now in hospital because he hyperventilated, passed out and fractured his skull on the door handle. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend to let him know that I'm pregnant. He instantly replied "Bullshit!", then hung up and apparently skipped town. FML
Today, I am 3 months pregnant. While lying on the couch with morning sickness, my boyfriend farted loudly and filled the room with a smell so horrifying that I immediately threw up all over my coffee table. He spent the next 20 minutes texting his friends about this "epic" moment. FML
Today, I found out I was pregnant. I told my boyfriend, who held me and promised it'd be alright, and he'd never leave me. One sandwich later, he'd forgotten about the whole thing, and dumped me when I reminded him. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. He seemed thrilled, and went to buy some wine to celebrate. He left 11 hours ago and won't come back. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend of 4 years that I'm pregnant. He suggested we get a paternity test done. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, in the bathroom. I noticed a pregnancy test in the trash can. He lives alone. FML
Today, this guy I've been dating for a few months freaked out and called his mom crying, because I told him I might be pregnant with his baby. He is 27. I haven't even taken a pregnancy test yet. FML
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golden_warrior 23
it's a big news so I understand his reaction. Kids are ******* expensive and time consuming. It's not something you want to take on without being prepared.
HKCgrimmjow 15
Well that's a normal reaction. Not everybody has a strong will. I know i'd panic at first too... Don't put too much thought into it! :) congrats if you are pregnant!
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Comments (157)
Xotoolyxo 16
That would freak anyone out. Take a test to be sure?
DragonDude 24
I don't blame him for panicking, but next time tell him before he eats.
Chiikan 3
So, are you pregnant?
worldclassrager 41
Did you take a test? Hope all goes well....
conqueror57 11
My husband and I BOTH reacted the same way, and we were trying to get pregnant. It's huge no matter when it happens.
Nvjds 12
2dey i thawt mebbe i wuz pregnint but my bf puked in teh toylit FML
sharmayank2 12
Pretty expected reaction as its really a big news. But I really cannot figure why did he throw up!
joopjoop 19
I threw up when I found out I was pregnant too, though all the throwing up is why I took a pregnancy test in the first place...
Jabberwockyy 13
Well hopefully you aren't pregnant then. I understand how he feels though, been through the scare before myself.
iluvpeanutbutter 22
Jeez, just freaking take a pregnancy when you can, so that you actually know if you're pregnant, instead of announcing you might be pregnant because your period is late. You're going to look like a total moron if it happens multiple times.