Today, I told my boyfriend that I've missed my period, and that I think I might be pregnant. He started panicking and ended up puking in the toilet. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I told my husband I was pregnant, then he fainted. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. He went outside for a "breather" and never came back. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I’m pregnant. He immediately had a massive panic attack about how a kid is going to ruin his life and split us up, because obviously I’ll choose the baby over him. We’re now in hospital because he hyperventilated, passed out and fractured his skull on the door handle. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend to let him know that I'm pregnant. He instantly replied "Bullshit!", then hung up and apparently skipped town. FML
Today, I am 3 months pregnant. While lying on the couch with morning sickness, my boyfriend farted loudly and filled the room with a smell so horrifying that I immediately threw up all over my coffee table. He spent the next 20 minutes texting his friends about this "epic" moment. FML
Today, I found out I was pregnant. I told my boyfriend, who held me and promised it'd be alright, and he'd never leave me. One sandwich later, he'd forgotten about the whole thing, and dumped me when I reminded him. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. He seemed thrilled, and went to buy some wine to celebrate. He left 11 hours ago and won't come back. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend of 4 years that I'm pregnant. He suggested we get a paternity test done. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, in the bathroom. I noticed a pregnancy test in the trash can. He lives alone. FML
Today, this guy I've been dating for a few months freaked out and called his mom crying, because I told him I might be pregnant with his baby. He is 27. I haven't even taken a pregnancy test yet. FML
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golden_warrior 23
it's a big news so I understand his reaction. Kids are ******* expensive and time consuming. It's not something you want to take on without being prepared.
HKCgrimmjow 15
Well that's a normal reaction. Not everybody has a strong will. I know i'd panic at first too... Don't put too much thought into it! :) congrats if you are pregnant!
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Comments (157)
tehdarkness 21
Sounds like you Guys aren't ready... Perhaps you should have taken precautions and discussed this possibility in depth...
ahippienamedrae 10
It's a perfectly understandable reaction. .-.
ogimod 4
did you or did you not let him put his penis inside you? is he aware that a baby may be the result of said action? if not, I suggest you get a new boyfriend, because this one isn't mature enough to handle sexual activity...
glabberfasted 16
You're aware condoms and birth control are not 100% effective, right?
zsshamalama 11
To tell you the truth, I probably would have done the same.
dollyBaby87 9
lol Better reaction then my boyfriend, he didn't believe me so he watched me pee on the stick....2 times. Give him time and he will get used to it. Congrats!
Dark_Stream 29
YDI. Pregnancy is the natural result of intercourse. That's why there are over 7 billion of us. For most people, you will get pregnant if you do it, without taking precautions. Either you, he, or both of you did not take appropriate precautions. It should not be a surprise. It's time for both of you to face the reality of the situation, take responsibility it, and make decisions about the future.
tehdarkness 21
I don't know why you would get thumbed down. It is real easy to avoid pregnancy if you're mature and diligent enough to bother.
sarosaurus 17
He got thumbed down because, as 65 said, condoms can break and birth control can fail. Preventing pregnancy isn't 100%.
glabberfasted 16
The ONLY way to 100% prevent pregnancy is to not have sex. Condoms don't work all the time, and birth control most certainly does not prevent all pregnancy.
unlocked_ 9
He's probably shocked and just not ready. It takes a while to prepare for.
SavannahSunshine 26
At least it was in a toilet...
Ksweety_fml 27
It just nervous.....
xzanex 22
Shouldn't OP be the one puking from morning sickness?