Today, I told my boyfriend that I've missed my period, and that I think I might be pregnant. He started panicking and ended up puking in the toilet. FML
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Today, I told my husband I was pregnant, then he fainted. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. He went outside for a "breather" and never came back. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I’m pregnant. He immediately had a massive panic attack about how a kid is going to ruin his life and split us up, because obviously I’ll choose the baby over him. We’re now in hospital because he hyperventilated, passed out and fractured his skull on the door handle. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend to let him know that I'm pregnant. He instantly replied "Bullshit!", then hung up and apparently skipped town. FML
Today, I am 3 months pregnant. While lying on the couch with morning sickness, my boyfriend farted loudly and filled the room with a smell so horrifying that I immediately threw up all over my coffee table. He spent the next 20 minutes texting his friends about this "epic" moment. FML
Today, I found out I was pregnant. I told my boyfriend, who held me and promised it'd be alright, and he'd never leave me. One sandwich later, he'd forgotten about the whole thing, and dumped me when I reminded him. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. He seemed thrilled, and went to buy some wine to celebrate. He left 11 hours ago and won't come back. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend of 4 years that I'm pregnant. He suggested we get a paternity test done. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, in the bathroom. I noticed a pregnancy test in the trash can. He lives alone. FML
Today, this guy I've been dating for a few months freaked out and called his mom crying, because I told him I might be pregnant with his baby. He is 27. I haven't even taken a pregnancy test yet. FML
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golden_warrior 23
it's a big news so I understand his reaction. Kids are ******* expensive and time consuming. It's not something you want to take on without being prepared.
HKCgrimmjow 15
Well that's a normal reaction. Not everybody has a strong will. I know i'd panic at first too... Don't put too much thought into it! :) congrats if you are pregnant!
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Comments (157)
McPickleStache 10
well I'd be nervous too, that's something big
bigtaytay 13
Maybe he's pregnant...
martin8337 36
Just his way of saying , don't pin that baby on me.
foxy_grampa 19
Seems pretty reasonable on his part. Unplanned kids when you aren't married could cause any guy to panic. This doesn't mean he won't be there for you and the baby if you are indeed pregnant.
Fmlsea 28
puking is better then him be angry .
Fuaaad1994 31
I guess he just didn't expect that, but congrats though :)
Blink_me26 21
Man I feel bad for him. Congratulations?
Aweh_Olivia 13
Well that is really big news, so I don't blame him..
Bluepies 24
I'd do the same thing. If I weren't sterile, that is.
ZY1431 24
I dunno I feel like he shouldnt reacted like that i didn't. it was a shock but I manned up and figured out what had to be done.