Today, I told my boyfriend that I've missed my period, and that I think I might be pregnant. He started panicking and ended up puking in the toilet. FML
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Today, I told my husband I was pregnant, then he fainted. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. He went outside for a "breather" and never came back. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I’m pregnant. He immediately had a massive panic attack about how a kid is going to ruin his life and split us up, because obviously I’ll choose the baby over him. We’re now in hospital because he hyperventilated, passed out and fractured his skull on the door handle. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend to let him know that I'm pregnant. He instantly replied "Bullshit!", then hung up and apparently skipped town. FML
Today, I am 3 months pregnant. While lying on the couch with morning sickness, my boyfriend farted loudly and filled the room with a smell so horrifying that I immediately threw up all over my coffee table. He spent the next 20 minutes texting his friends about this "epic" moment. FML
Today, I found out I was pregnant. I told my boyfriend, who held me and promised it'd be alright, and he'd never leave me. One sandwich later, he'd forgotten about the whole thing, and dumped me when I reminded him. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. He seemed thrilled, and went to buy some wine to celebrate. He left 11 hours ago and won't come back. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend of 4 years that I'm pregnant. He suggested we get a paternity test done. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, in the bathroom. I noticed a pregnancy test in the trash can. He lives alone. FML
Today, this guy I've been dating for a few months freaked out and called his mom crying, because I told him I might be pregnant with his baby. He is 27. I haven't even taken a pregnancy test yet. FML
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golden_warrior 23
it's a big news so I understand his reaction. Kids are ******* expensive and time consuming. It's not something you want to take on without being prepared.
HKCgrimmjow 15
Well that's a normal reaction. Not everybody has a strong will. I know i'd panic at first too... Don't put too much thought into it! :) congrats if you are pregnant!
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Comments (157)
TheyCallMeDamien 18
It's an understandable reaction. At least he's taking you seriously.
Blahblah9921 4
umm you dont know or understand how tough some situtations are so back the **** off assipe ! #139 what ever the hell ur ******* name is
Taurus_ChicKa 37
YDI for not using birth control. If you had no intention of having a kid, you should have taken precautions before having sex. If you did and it's an accident (condom broke or something), that's different, but it still sucks. But the kid is who will really suffer if neither of you are ready/fit to be parents.
pensacolalady 10
It's too late to panic now!
TopHatNinja68 6
are u??
incoherentrmblr 22
Well, that escalated quickly...
mooseantlers 1
YDI if you think this is a strange reaction
Blavock 12
He's a keeper
RockNRollAndrew 18
At least he didn't immediately break up with you ...
mattrd_fml 31
At least he made it to the toilet.