Anonymous
United States
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, in the bathroom. I noticed a pregnancy test in the trash can. He lives alone. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
melas303
United States
Today, I came home to find a pregnancy test in my trashcan. I live alone with my boyfriend and I'm not pregnant. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Busted
Today, after taking a pregnancy test and carefully disposing of all the evidence so no one would find out, I realized I left the receipt for it on the bathroom counter. I noticed too late as I watch my mom step out of the bathroom, and my step-father go in right after. FML
tmrwsmggls
United States
Joe Bidet
Today, I went to the bathroom at my boyfriend's house. Right as I sat down and started taking a dump, I looked over at the empty toilet paper roll and remembered his roommate had told us the night before that they were out of toilet paper. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Marsing, United States
Panic!
Today, I told my boyfriend that I've missed my period, and that I think I might be pregnant. He started panicking and ended up puking in the toilet. FML
rawr_fml001
Brampton, Canada
Today, after my boyfriend broke up with me, the only thing positive about my day was a pregnancy test. FML
Alisha Marie
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Emotional
Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. He went outside for a "breather" and never came back. FML
Embarassed Girl
Shock and awe
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, hanging out with him and his mom. I had to do a number two. A while later, we hear his mom in the washroom. She had turned on the bathtub and was flushing the toilet. A lot. Later on, my boyfriend leaves the room and she says, “Did you make that mess in the toilet?” FML
meeeeeee
United States
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend peeing in the cat's litter box. I'm the one who has to clean it out. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Mindfullness
Today, I found out I was pregnant. I told my boyfriend, who held me and promised it'd be alright, and he'd never leave me. One sandwich later, he'd forgotten about the whole thing, and dumped me when I reminded him. FML
Angry
United States
Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML
Top comments
ridder215 7
Maybe he is a pregnant man?
nannu_nannu 1
#50, if you're going to correct other people, at least use correct spelling. You're just making yourself look like a bigger ass THAN her.
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Comments (145)
Pocahontas22_fml 0
wow that is bad.. sorry op :/
ilovejorgerabara 3
Op you have a stupid ass boyfriend . or he has a sister that went over to do her pregnancy test. If he doesn't have a sister FYL, oh and if he's cheating on you FYL. sorry Op.
Sun_Kissed18 25
I was thinking this as well. Even if its not a sister, it could be a close trusted friend who is a girl who needed a good friend. The point is don't jump to conclusions and just ask him about it. Hopefully he is honest and it is one of the latter mentioned. If not, sorry :/
dre_bro11 12
OP you got drunk last night and took a pregnancy test. Obviously you don't remember...
roeallen 11
^ The above.
RedPillSucks 33
Or.... Surprise!!!! Your boyfriend is trans-gender and was still experimenting with men on the side. I guess that still means he was cheating on you though.
schwancy 2
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
And then you asked him about it instead of jumping to conclusions right? Or did you just waist time bitching about it on FML?
dramaa 0
waste*. fail
sweetcheeksjvl 0
I like your beauty more than ur grammar shwancy
Bobissmall 13
And yet, she's right. Sounds like a TV drama kind of thing. She acuses boyfriend of cheating, it turns out he was trying to help a friend who was worried she might be pregnent, blah blah blah. If this FML contained that happening, i'm guessing it would be alot of "YDI"
Zmeilerr 22
#23, If you're going to be a Grammar Nazi, at least use capitalization. You're just making yourself look like a bigger ass then her.
nannu_nannu 1
#50, if you're going to correct other people, at least use correct spelling. You're just making yourself look like a bigger ass THAN her.
THEgleek 0
Hahahahahahhaa! fail
floppycow 0
why dont well all just shut the **** up? its an FML comment, not a ******* exam paper
Sirin_fml 47
*don't *we all *it's
Zmeilerr 22
SIRIN! GO TO YOUR ROOM!!
PrincessNothing 0
Or a friend/relative used his bathroom to see if she was pregnant, and dropped the test in the trash upon getting the results.
atomicaz 0
it may of belonged to a platonic friend
VeganVampyre 27
I find it interesting that you know a big word like "platonic" but you don't know something basic like "may have." What is this world coming to?
youfailed18 0
He is going to be a daddy!
Pixie333 6
Maybe it is a misunderstanding...
dc120994 11
some men can use a pregnancy test to see if they have testicular cancer. or he was being an idiot.
ridder215 7
Maybe he is a pregnant man?
shacoria 0
I agree. He may himself be pregnant and he's trying to think of a way to tell you.
davizv 0
I hope he names him junior.
teffysayshi 8
Ask him about it ):
brycereid 0
kill him
milakitty21 0
I'm with her! kill now ask questions later..
jmrtheman 3
why kill him what did he do?
utiguy916 0
tht sucks for u! and him if it was positive! lol
littlemissdqgirl 8
if he's already been shady and you haven't been together long, I'd just walk away. On the other hand you can be an adult and ask him about it. What if it belonged to a sister that came over for suport? btw, was it positive or negitive?
sweetcheeksjvl 0
you mean "negative" sheesh why is everyone being illiterate.
LouderThanEver 0
Why is everybody bitchin about other people spelling!
I_R_Genius 3
Why can't anyone spell right? Gosh, what has the education system done to us!!
Zmeilerr 22
#30, Why aren't you capitalizing the first word in your sentence?
XelaKJK 0
#39, Two exclamation marks, really?
ohJeeznotme 7
Poor spelling makes you look like an uneducated, careless idiot.