Today, I told my boyfriend that I've missed my period, and that I think I might be pregnant. He started panicking and ended up puking in the toilet. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I told my husband I was pregnant, then he fainted. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. He went outside for a "breather" and never came back. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I’m pregnant. He immediately had a massive panic attack about how a kid is going to ruin his life and split us up, because obviously I’ll choose the baby over him. We’re now in hospital because he hyperventilated, passed out and fractured his skull on the door handle. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend to let him know that I'm pregnant. He instantly replied "Bullshit!", then hung up and apparently skipped town. FML
Today, I am 3 months pregnant. While lying on the couch with morning sickness, my boyfriend farted loudly and filled the room with a smell so horrifying that I immediately threw up all over my coffee table. He spent the next 20 minutes texting his friends about this "epic" moment. FML
Today, I found out I was pregnant. I told my boyfriend, who held me and promised it'd be alright, and he'd never leave me. One sandwich later, he'd forgotten about the whole thing, and dumped me when I reminded him. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. He seemed thrilled, and went to buy some wine to celebrate. He left 11 hours ago and won't come back. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend of 4 years that I'm pregnant. He suggested we get a paternity test done. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, in the bathroom. I noticed a pregnancy test in the trash can. He lives alone. FML
Today, this guy I've been dating for a few months freaked out and called his mom crying, because I told him I might be pregnant with his baby. He is 27. I haven't even taken a pregnancy test yet. FML
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Top comments
golden_warrior 23
it's a big news so I understand his reaction. Kids are ******* expensive and time consuming. It's not something you want to take on without being prepared.
HKCgrimmjow 15
Well that's a normal reaction. Not everybody has a strong will. I know i'd panic at first too... Don't put too much thought into it! :) congrats if you are pregnant!
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Comments (157)
Kalipczo 21
Maybe you should take a few tests just to be sure :P there are a number of things that can cause you to delay/skip your period... If you are preggo, then just give your bf some time to soak it in, it's a big life change.
winston5 6
At least he didn't leave you
moikristine 11
At least he puked in the toilet!
carelessxdanger 9
he sounds like he's gonna be a great father lol
LeWatcher 9
Op isn't pregnant.
Nilorak 24
It's creepy that you know OP isn't pregnant...
DocBastard 40
And that's what YOUR next 9 months will be like.
empbob 20
Naaaa, just 3-4 probably, then after the baby is born you get the baby puking on you... So says the voice of experience...
hi_there4397 18
My boyfriend gets nervous if I tell him my period is late...even though we're both still virgins. Haha I guess it's just an inbred male reaction sometimes :P
shortysgirl 3
why do you bother to panic if you're a virgin. that's stupid.
Rainhawk94 27
Inbred? You're dating your brother?
hi_there4397 18
Inbred means a trait that's been bred into something over a long period of time. Like the sense of smell of a bloodhound. Sorry that I used an animal term that apparently some people didn't understand..
Cuteroxx 17
I think he had the symptoms of getting pregnant!!
Rednipplehippo 1
Why not just get an abortion if your not prepared for a baby.
vewwe 20
He's just showing you that it is in the toilet you should puke and not somewhere else, when that time comes.
Rednipplehippo 1
Why not just get an abortion ?
NessaMae 19
You sir, are a dick. OP didn't once say there was an extreme problem with her being pregnant. Her S/O just freaked out a little and It's normal. That doesnt mean she should get an abortion. How rude of you.