Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend, and I cheekily told him about something I'd read that's supposed to feel really good during sex. I then heard his sister sarcastically say, "Yeah, that does feel pretty good". Apparently he'd had me on speaker the whole time. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my husband called me from work just to chat. He asked what I had been up to today. I was feeling frisky so I told him all about how I had gotten horny, watched a porno and masturbated earlier. It wasn't until I heard the hoots and laughter that I realized he had me on speakerphone. FML
Today, while making love to my boyfriend, my sister called my cell phone. Not wanting to face the consequences of not answering, I had a long conversation with her. My boyfriend kept going. FML
Today, my sister's boyfriend called while she was out. The second I answered he tried to have phone sex with me. When I explained to him that I wasn't my sister and that we just sound the same on the phone, he replied, "Don't care, let's keep going." FML
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I was apparently really loud, because when we finished I heard his mom and grandma sarcastically imitating me outside. FML
Today, I was talking dirty with someone on the phone, when at one point I said, "Oh yeah, you like that?" She responded, "I can't actually feel anything you know, we're just on the phone." FML
Today, I called my boyfriend during his lunch break. He started to place his order at a fast food joint, and trying to be funny, I started moaning sexily after each part of his order. I eventually realised I was on speaker when I heard snickering in the background. FML
Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend. We were feeling a little naughty, so we started talking dirty. I was really into describing a sweaty sex scene, when I heard my dad cough. He had picked up the other house phone to make a call, and had heard it all. FML
Today, during sex I wasn’t really into it so I was letting my mind wander and it randomly settled on my sister's birthday and how I needed to buy a gift. As my husband seemed like he was about to finish, I faked my orgasm and accidentally moaned my sister's name. He heard me, so now he’s "concerned". FML
Today, I was having sex with a girl. She was really into it and not holding back on the noise...That is, until I received a text message from my little sister next door reading "If she is making that much noise, she is probably faking it...Trust me, I know." FML
Today, I decided to call my wife while she was having a private lunch with my parents. I began to tell her all the nasty things I was going to do to her in bed. Halfway through my fantasy, she giggled and told me that she was going to take me off speakerphone. FML
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Top comments
niallo 23
I hate speaker phone. I always tell people when they're on it.
crue88 11
lol what was it?
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Comments (63)
amb95x 17
You don't deserve it OP. you expect your boyfriend to have private phone calls or give you some warning! tell him in future to make sure he tells you!
PaigeLeeAnn11 23
He could have at least warned you beforehand that you were on speaker phone.
weveallbeenthere 30
at least you know it works.
worldclassrager 41
Well you can try it anyway
darryaz 9
Meh, at least he has a cool sister. Mostly I though it was strange (but cool) that you're from the U.S. but you use the word, "cheekily".
redwednesday 11
Cheeky is a term used in other places too. Here in Canada it's an extremely common term, and every time I've gone to the US I've heard plenty of people use it.
oddities 20
I hate when people put you on speaker phone without warning you. This one girl I used to be friends with did that to me when her friends were around because they would eavesdrop anyways. I actually almost asked her out when I was on speaker phone. If I hadn't changed what I was going to say when I heard her sister say something ... I feel your pain, OP. People should tell you when you're on speakerphone.
Isaac08 3
Lol worst feeling ever
Attacksloth 33
The same thing happened to my fiancée. She said something dirty and I had her on speakerphone in front of my grandmother and my father. Just be happy it was only his sister. :P
adair112 15
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ChelzTheWolfGirl 29
Um, I have two questions. One: Why did you boyfriend decide you should be on speaker phone, and two: what was the special move ?