Today, I found out that the guy I was talking to for over a year, who told me he was dying from Covid, is perfectly fine and he just didn't want to talk to me anymore. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after dating a guy for weeks, it seemed that we had a lot in common; we also had great time and it started to get serious. Then out of the blue he went cold, told me that he's gonna have an operation, has 5% chance of dying so he doesn't want serious relationship, then ghosted me. He's still alive. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend paid a guy to tell me he was dead. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy who is perfect in every way, except for the tiny fact he thinks Covid is a hoax created by hospitals to profit massively on selling masks and hand sanitiser. Both my parents died from Covid and my nana is currently in hospital with it. FML
Today, the guy I've been seeing told me he did not want to pursue a relationship with me after over two months of talking. He did the exact same thing to me seven years ago. I fell for him twice. FML
Today, I found out my friend of 15 years, who cut off our weekly gaming group during Covid after a fight, is speaking to everyone but me. I wasn't even in the fight, I just checked in to see if he was OK after. FML
Today, my doctor died. Last week, after a check up I'd had because I was worried about a cough, he told me not to worry because I was as healthy as he was. FML
Today, I found out the love of my life was talking to his ex. She chose to contact me, including screenshots of him begging her to, "Save me from this crazy bitch, she's trying to kill herself," while I was hospitalized for suicidal thoughts. I financially supported him through the pandemic. FML
Today, I had a first date planned. He texted saying he was sick and couldn't make it. Two hours later, his Twitter account said otherwise. FML
Today, I talked to a girl on the phone who had previously told me her last relationship "ended very badly." I said, "So let me guess, the jerk cheated on you?" She paused for a few moments and finally replied, "No, he died in a motorcycle accident." FML
Today, I realized just how bad my life had become when the doctor said I was likely to survive my severe case of Covid and I was disappointed. FML
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RichardPencil 32
You're pretty gullible. Someone who is dying from Covid doesn't hang on for so long. Long haulers are not in mortal peril most of the time, so you were involved with a serial exaggerator or an outright liar.
Inkoseh 33
Maybe it was written poorly, like OP was talking to him for a year, then he began "Dying from Covid" recently to get rid of her. This ***** so old to use as an excuse, I remember people using it in old Yahoo chatrooms. I'm surprised they didn't default to Cancer, but I suppose Covid could be much quicker. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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RichardPencil 32
You're pretty gullible. Someone who is dying from Covid doesn't hang on for so long. Long haulers are not in mortal peril most of the time, so you were involved with a serial exaggerator or an outright liar.
Inkoseh 33
Maybe it was written poorly, like OP was talking to him for a year, then he began "Dying from Covid" recently to get rid of her. This ***** so old to use as an excuse, I remember people using it in old Yahoo chatrooms. I'm surprised they didn't default to Cancer, but I suppose Covid could be much quicker. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
queenwolfblood 8
really man she didn't say he had covid the whole time they were talking.