Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend, and I cheekily told him about something I'd read that's supposed to feel really good during sex. I then heard his sister sarcastically say, "Yeah, that does feel pretty good". Apparently he'd had me on speaker the whole time. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my husband called me from work just to chat. He asked what I had been up to today. I was feeling frisky so I told him all about how I had gotten horny, watched a porno and masturbated earlier. It wasn't until I heard the hoots and laughter that I realized he had me on speakerphone. FML
Today, while making love to my boyfriend, my sister called my cell phone. Not wanting to face the consequences of not answering, I had a long conversation with her. My boyfriend kept going. FML
Today, my sister's boyfriend called while she was out. The second I answered he tried to have phone sex with me. When I explained to him that I wasn't my sister and that we just sound the same on the phone, he replied, "Don't care, let's keep going." FML
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I was apparently really loud, because when we finished I heard his mom and grandma sarcastically imitating me outside. FML
Today, I was talking dirty with someone on the phone, when at one point I said, "Oh yeah, you like that?" She responded, "I can't actually feel anything you know, we're just on the phone." FML
Today, I called my boyfriend during his lunch break. He started to place his order at a fast food joint, and trying to be funny, I started moaning sexily after each part of his order. I eventually realised I was on speaker when I heard snickering in the background. FML
Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend. We were feeling a little naughty, so we started talking dirty. I was really into describing a sweaty sex scene, when I heard my dad cough. He had picked up the other house phone to make a call, and had heard it all. FML
Today, during sex I wasn’t really into it so I was letting my mind wander and it randomly settled on my sister's birthday and how I needed to buy a gift. As my husband seemed like he was about to finish, I faked my orgasm and accidentally moaned my sister's name. He heard me, so now he’s "concerned". FML
Today, I was having sex with a girl. She was really into it and not holding back on the noise...That is, until I received a text message from my little sister next door reading "If she is making that much noise, she is probably faking it...Trust me, I know." FML
Today, I decided to call my wife while she was having a private lunch with my parents. I began to tell her all the nasty things I was going to do to her in bed. Halfway through my fantasy, she giggled and told me that she was going to take me off speakerphone. FML
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niallo 23
I hate speaker phone. I always tell people when they're on it.
crue88 11
lol what was it?
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sunnyray812 42
At least she didn't mind and was being a good sport about the topic. :)
dawood_k 27
Was it incest as a threesome, as the BF and his sister seem to be very open and trustful of each other. Did she say yeah to that!!! I wouldn't even let my shadow overhear my conversations... There's some serious explaining that's got be done by the BF. Speaker phone his ass whilst he explains, careful of the echo. My advise run while you can
sunnyray812 42
Some people are more open with their families when talking about sex than others are. That has nothing to do with incest at all. If you think this is weird, there is something wrong with you. Also, this is nothing to break up with someone over. It's just a tiny issue that can be handled with communication. Whatever happened to talking about relationship problems instead of just ending it when it's something that really isn't all that bad?
leary96 15
I just want to know who else was in the room.
StarDust5921 16
oh boy...that sucks! haha at least you know its worth a try!
BossMindedFemale 20
There seems to be a ghost in your profile picture. It's scary.
alicat13 12
Phone eticet! Especially those idiots who sit in the office on speaker phone so you can hear them across the open area.
DanielleinDC 34
Or even etiquette. However, speakerphone changes the sound quality, so you should be able to tell when someone is on speaker. How did you not realize this before your boyfriend's sister spoke up?
SasquatchDeluxe 10
YDI for not checking first. FHL
Shade1982 21
That is just stupid...
kasmol 16
My first thought was maybe he needed his hands free because the conversation got him worked up...but then why would the sister be there? Was sis lending a hand?
robertmil90 10
he should have let you know, I always tell people when they are on speaker phone
vlalam 24
Great family bonding... Now what exactly did u tell them abt sex.. M curious ;)
chinita1214 8
Lol hopefully the parents weren't there