Today, I called my boyfriend during his lunch break. He started to place his order at a fast food joint, and trying to be funny, I started moaning sexily after each part of his order. I eventually realised I was on speaker when I heard snickering in the background. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I were finally alone and things were starting to get intimate. I was on top of him trying to be sexy, when in my excitement I giggled and called him a "silly girl" by accident. FML
Today, my boyfriend accidentally called me from his pocket. I thought it would be funny to see what him and his friends were talking about. I laughed when I heard him talking about us fooling around until I realized it wasn't me. FML
Today, while talking to my boyfriend, I was frantically searching for my cell phone. He was curious as to what I was doing so I told him. There was long silence followed by laughter. He could hardly breathe as he told me, "Honey you're on your phone talking to me." FML
Today, I surprised my boyfriend with lunch at work. He surprised me too, when I caught him making out with one of his coworkers. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend. He answered with, "Hey, I'll call you back when this goes to commercial." FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's work to surprise him. When I got there, I called him on his phone to tell him to turn around. I saw him look at his phone. His co-worker next to him asked who that was. He replied, "Just this fat chick I know." FML
Today, while on the phone with my boyfriend, I really needed to poop. Badly. He was in the middle of telling a story, so I figured I could get away with muting the phone while on the toilet. Halfway through, he suddenly went silent. I forgot to mute the phone. FML
Today, I was eating lunch with my boyfriend when I started choking. My boyfriend took it as an opportunity to sneak food off my plate. FML
Today, I was getting sick of listening to the guy in the next room over getting nasty with some girl, so I called my girlfriend to see if she wanted to go get some food. Then I heard her phone ring. Through the wall. FML
Today, I worked such a long shift at Panera that when my boyfriend called later, I answered, "It's a fresh day at Panera Bread in [town], this is [name] speaking. How may I help you?" He thought it was hilarious. FML
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zingline89 18
Do you always moan when your boyfriend eats out? Giggity
PlutoPrincess222 9
Well that was an interesting move on your part haha :)
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PlutoPrincess222 9
Well that was an interesting move on your part haha :)
Tuesdaythe10th 11
The moaning part sounds like what happens when i order ice caps at Tim Hortons
kayla_ann0o 9
At least no one knew who you were but him.
tennisrapper1 14
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Interesting? There was no purpose to it! The joke of moaning between each order doesnt even make sense!
aruam365 24
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Honestly, if I was interested in women and had a girlfriend who did that, I'd find it really freaking annoying because clearly I was trying to do something else like order my lunch and not be interrupted by your obnoxious fake moaning. That is the second worst type of girlfriend (the first is the stalker-girlfriend), one who is constantly seeking attention even when clearly their boyfriend (or girlfriend) is busy at the moment.
Dr0reos 8
I'll have a double quarter punder meal. Hold the ******.(God that was SOOO bad)
Dr0reos 8
and to think its not even bad joke sunday (yes it is a real thing)
PlutoPrincess222 9
I like your style :)
PlutoPrincess222 9
Well I wasn't sitting there going "wow so cool!" I just meant interesting as in of all the things she could have done she did that.
RavenRiley007 4
Yeah one of the best inventions made that speaker phone!
RussianFox 13
This is going to be one those moments OP & her bf look back on and laugh.
Skittles_Rawr 8
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Hahaha I wonder if they got "excited" ;)
memob123 0
No, I think they got regular excited
ss_20_xx 14
With largee fries.
speedsk8r4evr 1
Aw, man that sucks. Fyl! Hopefully he won't hold it against you :)
bigmackin35 0
Speedsk8r4ver love the hair
Trisha_aus 15
Wonder how the manager reacted
memob123 0
He also asked if she wanted a toy with it
ripresno 10
Act like no one noticed and continue moaning to freak everyone out. Works every time! =]
zingline89 18
Do you always moan when your boyfriend eats out? Giggity
AwkwardPartyBear 24
Goo.
happle 21
Jesus Christ that took me way too long to get it. But worth the lols. c:
IdontWanna69 8
Premature foodgasm?
Il_Maestro 6
Any who has had Olive Garden breadsticks are familiar with this.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Me likey bread sticks!
AugustBurnsToast 14
Sweet sauce all over my body...Dane Cook anyone?
JackSteely 8
Lmao! He's freaking hilarious!
DocBastard 40
God help you both if Sirin catches wind of this. I won't tell, I promise. *sends up the Bastard signal*
Sirin_fml 47
I groan in despair after every one of his boring, unoriginal, mind-numbingly inane, idiotic jokes and wild gesticulations. The man thinks he is God's gift to humanity, but really, he needs an immediate lobotomy. But enough about DocBastard.
DocBastard 40
*looks for the thumbs down button for the mods' comments* *shakes fist menacingly*
MrsStorms 0
:) ahhh love him!
TheEpicMilkMan 13
daaamn Doc you going to take that? then again it is the moderator, we're all her bitch :(
MedKits 9
Fight the power!
random_person243 14
and the pickles
mylifeisgreat9 13
Sexy
Big_Chives 7
"Good Mood" Food eh?