Today, I accidentally hit someone's car while in the supermarket car park. I left a note, went shopping, and when I came back my windows were shattered, my tires were slashed, and "FUCK YOU" was written on my windshield. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, as I left the supermarket, I found someone had hit my car in the parking lot. There was a note tucked under the wipers. Insurance details? Nope. It just said "Sorry dude. I fucked up. Good luck with the car." Great. FML
Today, I went to Walmart to pick up some groceries. When I came out, the front end of my car was crushed in. On the window was a note only saying "Sorry I bumped into your car." FML
Today, I hit a parked car which was sticking out in the road and practically unavoidable. I left a note on the windshield saying, "You deserved to get hit - you park like an asshole." Later I realized that the paper I tore to write on was the back of my bank statement, name and address included. FML
Today, when I walked up to my car, all my windows were smashed. Thankfully, all I keep in my car is jumper cables, a pen, my car insurance and manual. Whoever smashed my windows apparently was pissed, 'cos they left a note saying "F**k you and your f**king station wagon." FML
Today, I found my car with its front end smashed in. The offender was nowhere to be seen, but had left a helpful note that stated, "Sorry about your car but you can go fuck yourself because you will never find me. Muwahahaha!" FML
Today, while parking my car, I accidentally bumped into the car in front of me, making a small, barely noticeable dent. I felt bad, wrote an apology note, and stuck it on his windshield. An hour later, he replied by keying the entire right side of my car. FML
Today, the driver's side window of my car was busted, and inside was a note that said, "Sorry, thought this was my car." FML
Today, I parked my car to go inside to grab my wallet than I'd forgotten. In the short time it took me to do that, someone broke two of my car's windows. FML
Today, after having my car been broken into the day before because I didn't lock it, I made sure I locked my doors. When I got off shift and entered the parking lot, I noticed a brick had been thrown through my windshield and a note that said, "Nice Try". FML
Today, I went to my car to discover a note on the windshield from the city telling me that they had hit my car. On top of that note was a parking ticket, also from the city. FML
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lenamartinovic 13
That is terrible! If I were you, I'd call the police. That's what you get for being ethical. );
Jeffo193 13
I really hope you managed to keep a record of their number plate OP, that really really sucks and you do not deserve it at all :-(
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Comments (114)
edris_305 21
**** him back
Alihb 16
The beginning of a porno...
meow_jess 11
I realy hope you have good insurance, there are crazy people everywhere nowadays.
ShyAnn29 15
Hopefully the parking lot has surveillance cameras, so the cops can see who that person is, so they can arrest them!
ChristinaAAR 14
I think that person might be angry. Just might.
ArcherCLW 8
Why can't the works be like what it was in the 70s? Back then you could leave your door unlocked and wide open, and no one would steal anything!
DGED13 5
there always have been places like that but they seem to move around.
Calingaladha 21
Right, because thievery didn't exist in the 70's...>.>
usernameunkn0wn 18
Yeah, because there were no such thing as criminals in the 70's!
realtingdis 12
On the island where I lived for a while strangers, giving you a ride would leave you in the car with the engine running if they had to make a quick stop.
doglover100 29
At least you apologized. Call the police.
DGED13 5
So why does everyone think its a guy?
kwyk 23
Better than 50/50 chance, tire slashing seems like a male-aggressive action. Oooh, stereotyping in this politically correct day and age, someone abuse me please
DKjazz 20
Yeah, but there are plenty of psycho bitches out there as well.
ShyAnn29 15
There are women who are more than capable of doing that!
PokemonLove993 17
it seems more of a guys style to slash tires since those suckers I believe are hard to slash, a girl would set the whole car on fire and write a very long threatening letter as well.
olpally 33
So much for doing the right thing now a days... Holy ****.
anythingmustbe 18
It did not happen to be a pimped out Cadillac. You know with fur seat covers, a pretty expensive paint job with a flame on the side and high suspensions? If so I could see why he reacted that way...
MacMonster 10
Pretty wild assumption..
Medd_fml 13
How bad did you hit him, OP?