Today, I accidentally hit someone's car while in the supermarket car park. I left a note, went shopping, and when I came back my windows were shattered, my tires were slashed, and "FUCK YOU" was written on my windshield. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, as I left the supermarket, I found someone had hit my car in the parking lot. There was a note tucked under the wipers. Insurance details? Nope. It just said "Sorry dude. I fucked up. Good luck with the car." Great. FML
Today, I went to Walmart to pick up some groceries. When I came out, the front end of my car was crushed in. On the window was a note only saying "Sorry I bumped into your car." FML
Today, I hit a parked car which was sticking out in the road and practically unavoidable. I left a note on the windshield saying, "You deserved to get hit - you park like an asshole." Later I realized that the paper I tore to write on was the back of my bank statement, name and address included. FML
Today, when I walked up to my car, all my windows were smashed. Thankfully, all I keep in my car is jumper cables, a pen, my car insurance and manual. Whoever smashed my windows apparently was pissed, 'cos they left a note saying "F**k you and your f**king station wagon." FML
Today, I found my car with its front end smashed in. The offender was nowhere to be seen, but had left a helpful note that stated, "Sorry about your car but you can go fuck yourself because you will never find me. Muwahahaha!" FML
Today, while parking my car, I accidentally bumped into the car in front of me, making a small, barely noticeable dent. I felt bad, wrote an apology note, and stuck it on his windshield. An hour later, he replied by keying the entire right side of my car. FML
Today, the driver's side window of my car was busted, and inside was a note that said, "Sorry, thought this was my car." FML
Today, I parked my car to go inside to grab my wallet than I'd forgotten. In the short time it took me to do that, someone broke two of my car's windows. FML
Today, after having my car been broken into the day before because I didn't lock it, I made sure I locked my doors. When I got off shift and entered the parking lot, I noticed a brick had been thrown through my windshield and a note that said, "Nice Try". FML
Today, I went to my car to discover a note on the windshield from the city telling me that they had hit my car. On top of that note was a parking ticket, also from the city. FML
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lenamartinovic 13
That is terrible! If I were you, I'd call the police. That's what you get for being ethical. );
Jeffo193 13
I really hope you managed to keep a record of their number plate OP, that really really sucks and you do not deserve it at all :-(
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Comments (114)
awesomtastic 10
how did they even know that it was your car? FYL
ohwow906 1
...So you must have left your license plate number since they knew which car hit them...Did you happen to get theirs?
kringie 3
Am I the only one sitting here thinking that if the OP was a better driver and didn't hit a PARKED car, none of this would have happened?
oreodog 13
Aww but u were being so nice 2 them :(
Nobod3 5
Unfortunately, the best thing to have done is to have called the police when you hit the car too, just so there was public record of the whole first transgression. Afterwards, you could sue for the second transgression. Sad state of affairs and I hoe the best for you.
CSRozell 4
learn how to drive how do you hit a parked car?
ChuckNorris2 4
Go straight to the cops with this one.
dragon8277 9
Ok so you do the right thing so they know who you are for insurance reasons then they do that!?!? Lol then they should fix the damage to both cars!
mikuxxhatsune 32
Wow! Thats so rude, you are honest and left a note and they go screw your car?
Tommy214 20
ahh I accidentally hit ydi but you totally don't sorry