Today, I accidentally hit someone's car while in the supermarket car park. I left a note, went shopping, and when I came back my windows were shattered, my tires were slashed, and "FUCK YOU" was written on my windshield. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, as I left the supermarket, I found someone had hit my car in the parking lot. There was a note tucked under the wipers. Insurance details? Nope. It just said "Sorry dude. I fucked up. Good luck with the car." Great. FML
Today, I went to Walmart to pick up some groceries. When I came out, the front end of my car was crushed in. On the window was a note only saying "Sorry I bumped into your car." FML
Today, I hit a parked car which was sticking out in the road and practically unavoidable. I left a note on the windshield saying, "You deserved to get hit - you park like an asshole." Later I realized that the paper I tore to write on was the back of my bank statement, name and address included. FML
Today, when I walked up to my car, all my windows were smashed. Thankfully, all I keep in my car is jumper cables, a pen, my car insurance and manual. Whoever smashed my windows apparently was pissed, 'cos they left a note saying "F**k you and your f**king station wagon." FML
Today, I found my car with its front end smashed in. The offender was nowhere to be seen, but had left a helpful note that stated, "Sorry about your car but you can go fuck yourself because you will never find me. Muwahahaha!" FML
Today, while parking my car, I accidentally bumped into the car in front of me, making a small, barely noticeable dent. I felt bad, wrote an apology note, and stuck it on his windshield. An hour later, he replied by keying the entire right side of my car. FML
Today, the driver's side window of my car was busted, and inside was a note that said, "Sorry, thought this was my car." FML
Today, I parked my car to go inside to grab my wallet than I'd forgotten. In the short time it took me to do that, someone broke two of my car's windows. FML
Today, after having my car been broken into the day before because I didn't lock it, I made sure I locked my doors. When I got off shift and entered the parking lot, I noticed a brick had been thrown through my windshield and a note that said, "Nice Try". FML
Today, I went to my car to discover a note on the windshield from the city telling me that they had hit my car. On top of that note was a parking ticket, also from the city. FML
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lenamartinovic 13
That is terrible! If I were you, I'd call the police. That's what you get for being ethical. );
Jeffo193 13
I really hope you managed to keep a record of their number plate OP, that really really sucks and you do not deserve it at all :-(
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Comments (114)
an3ph 20
That sucks. Hope the supermarket has cameras. Please follow up with what happens.
ZombieSazza 34
Report it, the supermarket will have CCTV. Also, how is the OP meant to know who they are? Leaving a note on their car explaining what happened is the RESPONSIBLE thing to do, ffs, I don't get why that makes them an asshole. Their response is vengeful and uncalled for, report their ass!
ZombieSazza 34
**even if the cops never find out who done it report it anyway. You can claim the damages to your insurance as vandalism and they will require a Police Report file number/reference number, so give them the reference number, it shows it's reported and your insurance will be more likely to help.
SynysterNero 20
If someone hit my car then I'd be pissed, but that's just a dick move slashing his tires.
SexPot143 13
Damn. i would never leave a note again. **** that
sikophant82 5
****** savages man
usernameunkn0wn 18
Right after I hit their car I would have: 1) taken pictures of the damage with my cell phone and got a plate number 2) file a police report after they damaged my car 3) see if the store has video footage of the incident.
Rhian00 17
How do they know it was your car? Did they see you put the note on their car? Could they tell from the dent? Or had you parked next to them? :P
ballpython 15
I hope you took their plate number as well. First off CALL THE COPS! Second, go to one of those public record websites get their info then send a certified letter in the mail (one which requires a signature) of the bill for your repairs. After that if they don't respond... it's fair game.
SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18
FMLs have a character limit. OP probably couldn't type out "****."