Today, I accidentally hit someone's car while in the supermarket car park. I left a note, went shopping, and when I came back my windows were shattered, my tires were slashed, and "FUCK YOU" was written on my windshield. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, as I left the supermarket, I found someone had hit my car in the parking lot. There was a note tucked under the wipers. Insurance details? Nope. It just said "Sorry dude. I fucked up. Good luck with the car." Great. FML
Today, I went to Walmart to pick up some groceries. When I came out, the front end of my car was crushed in. On the window was a note only saying "Sorry I bumped into your car." FML
Today, I hit a parked car which was sticking out in the road and practically unavoidable. I left a note on the windshield saying, "You deserved to get hit - you park like an asshole." Later I realized that the paper I tore to write on was the back of my bank statement, name and address included. FML
Today, when I walked up to my car, all my windows were smashed. Thankfully, all I keep in my car is jumper cables, a pen, my car insurance and manual. Whoever smashed my windows apparently was pissed, 'cos they left a note saying "F**k you and your f**king station wagon." FML
Today, I found my car with its front end smashed in. The offender was nowhere to be seen, but had left a helpful note that stated, "Sorry about your car but you can go fuck yourself because you will never find me. Muwahahaha!" FML
Today, while parking my car, I accidentally bumped into the car in front of me, making a small, barely noticeable dent. I felt bad, wrote an apology note, and stuck it on his windshield. An hour later, he replied by keying the entire right side of my car. FML
Today, the driver's side window of my car was busted, and inside was a note that said, "Sorry, thought this was my car." FML
Today, I parked my car to go inside to grab my wallet than I'd forgotten. In the short time it took me to do that, someone broke two of my car's windows. FML
Today, after having my car been broken into the day before because I didn't lock it, I made sure I locked my doors. When I got off shift and entered the parking lot, I noticed a brick had been thrown through my windshield and a note that said, "Nice Try". FML
Today, I went to my car to discover a note on the windshield from the city telling me that they had hit my car. On top of that note was a parking ticket, also from the city. FML
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lenamartinovic 13
That is terrible! If I were you, I'd call the police. That's what you get for being ethical. );
Jeffo193 13
I really hope you managed to keep a record of their number plate OP, that really really sucks and you do not deserve it at all :-(
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Comments (114)
Getspmak 15
At least he won't be contacting you for insurance claim!
badams92 5
After leaving said note you should have left.
vladimirnabokov 15
I would've called the police and the supermarket you were at. The store could've asked the owner of the car to go check it out and your car wouldn't be destroyed.
ilianaaa 8
I honestly think that was really dumb of you. after hitting the car, you should've booked it and went to another food market to shop. you have to think of the possibilities, thinking ahead, and you.. .you just didn't
DrSo 15
Yeah, because a hit and run is always the best choice...
usernameunkn0wn 18
Wow. I really hope you're not driving... or never do!
angelofmusic113 9
At least you left a note. I had someone hit me the other day in a parking lot when I was in the store, and didn't realize it till later that night. They didn't do much damage, but the fact that they didn't fess up to it pisses me off. There is no more decency in the world anymore. And you didn't deserve that, OP.
girlbye23 15
That really sucks but who writes a note? FYL and YDI
GiraffeAquarium 7
Decent civilized people?
MatsumotoMania 13
Just imagine what they might have tried to do to you if they'd been around when it happened. People are scary sometimes!
glamorous18 10
I'd be pissed too if someone left a note on my car after hitting it. you should've taken down the license plate number, told the manager & exchanged information then & there. it's the reasonably mature thing to do after hitting someone's car.
Zebediabolical 45
The mature thing to do is to leave contact information on the car in case you can't find the other driver. I rear-ended a parked car once when I was a new driver (first time driving on snow) and when I couldn't find the driver I didn't leave a note, I drove off and went to the PD to report it. The guy who was asleep when I hit his car tried for months to have me arrested for hit and run. Good thing I went and reported it on my own, huh.
FrankHotpants 31
If you hit a car then yes leave a note but don't park right next to them, just to be safe go somewhere else. Either way they have your info.
CRC_101 31
Imagine someone else taking OP's parking spot and having their car brutalized instead while they're shopping. I'd feel sorry for them, to say the least! Although perhaps OP's car had signs of having hit the other car visible on it, and that's why the owner knew it was the culprit. Still, I'm not sure a person who would do that much, clearly angry, would hold back and make sure they had the right car. Tough situation, all in all.
Mauskau 36
Well you have their fingerprints and maybe DNA one. report it
Calingaladha 21
And where would these fingerprints/DNA strands be?