Today, I accidentally hit someone's car while in the supermarket car park. I left a note, went shopping, and when I came back my windows were shattered, my tires were slashed, and "FUCK YOU" was written on my windshield. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, as I left the supermarket, I found someone had hit my car in the parking lot. There was a note tucked under the wipers. Insurance details? Nope. It just said "Sorry dude. I fucked up. Good luck with the car." Great. FML
Today, I went to Walmart to pick up some groceries. When I came out, the front end of my car was crushed in. On the window was a note only saying "Sorry I bumped into your car." FML
Today, I hit a parked car which was sticking out in the road and practically unavoidable. I left a note on the windshield saying, "You deserved to get hit - you park like an asshole." Later I realized that the paper I tore to write on was the back of my bank statement, name and address included. FML
Today, when I walked up to my car, all my windows were smashed. Thankfully, all I keep in my car is jumper cables, a pen, my car insurance and manual. Whoever smashed my windows apparently was pissed, 'cos they left a note saying "F**k you and your f**king station wagon." FML
Today, I found my car with its front end smashed in. The offender was nowhere to be seen, but had left a helpful note that stated, "Sorry about your car but you can go fuck yourself because you will never find me. Muwahahaha!" FML
Today, while parking my car, I accidentally bumped into the car in front of me, making a small, barely noticeable dent. I felt bad, wrote an apology note, and stuck it on his windshield. An hour later, he replied by keying the entire right side of my car. FML
Today, the driver's side window of my car was busted, and inside was a note that said, "Sorry, thought this was my car." FML
Today, I parked my car to go inside to grab my wallet than I'd forgotten. In the short time it took me to do that, someone broke two of my car's windows. FML
Today, after having my car been broken into the day before because I didn't lock it, I made sure I locked my doors. When I got off shift and entered the parking lot, I noticed a brick had been thrown through my windshield and a note that said, "Nice Try". FML
Today, I went to my car to discover a note on the windshield from the city telling me that they had hit my car. On top of that note was a parking ticket, also from the city. FML
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lenamartinovic 13
That is terrible! If I were you, I'd call the police. That's what you get for being ethical. );
Jeffo193 13
I really hope you managed to keep a record of their number plate OP, that really really sucks and you do not deserve it at all :-(
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Comments (114)
DobbyGotPwnd 10
Next time don't leave a note.
imtooshy 18
Clearly, doing the right thing isn't always right. What a jackass for sure. Hope you had a phone that you took pictures with and reported this incident to the police.
Bibliovore 26
It was right for OP to have left the note. It was wrong for the other person to then vandalize OP's car. That the other person decided to break the law (and be a total raging jerk) doesn't mean OP did the wrong thing, just that the other person did.
purebliss_fml 19
Hope you got their license plate number. Sounds like they're going to be paying a lot more money to fix your car than you'll have to pay to fix theirs!
Jharrist89 12
I hope you got a ******* plate number. How bad did you damage their car?
Enslaved 38
Hopefully that supermarket has parking lot cameras. And in this world that most people own camera phones, a photo of that licenses plate could have been very wise to take. I've heard stories about people leaving notes on cars but instead of leaving correct contact information, they'd leave pretend numbers because there were on-lookers and they faked doing the right thing. :P
OscarDV 8
Please follow up on this, I'm dieing to know if you got their sorry ass.
Alihb 16
*dying
Caltech 12
i doubt that They have the mood is bad on that day. This really sucks.
FlyingPie 17
How was "f you" written on your windshield if your windows were shattered?
utohspaghettios 10
back windows were shattered
mccutie936 6
Make 'em pay
kpc2424 13
So much for insurance?