Today, my mom is 44 years-old, and she is cheating on my dad with my friend who is 19. And she's paying me to keep her secret. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom got me a job working for the man she's cheating on my dad with. My dad doesn't know that she's cheating, and my mom doesn't know that I know. It's just awkward. FML
Today, I found out my mom is still cheating on my dad with her ex boyfriend from her teenage years. She was caught last year, but apparently it's still going on. FML
Today, my girlfriend's mother invited me to her 18th birthday. She lied about her age. I have been screwing a minor for 2 years. FML
Today, I found out my mom is banging my ex-boyfriend's best friend. He’s 22 and my mom is 50. Oh, and not only does my ex know, but so does the whole town. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that my mom paid him to date me. FML
Today, I found out that my mother was having an affair with my boss "to help me keep my job" because she thought I was useless. FML
Today, I discovered that the reason my mom hasn't been noticing the extra cleaning I've done lately is because her boyfriend took credit when she asked about it; and was rewarded for it in bed. I helped him get with my mom. FML
Today, I was helping my mom look for some money she'd misplaced. At my wit's end, I flipped through her diary, in case she'd hidden it between the pages as she has before. Didn't find the money, but I did find out she might well be cheating on my dad. FML
Today, I found out my mom paid my best friend $20 to be my friend when we were 10. FML
Today, I went into my Moms room to look for a t-shirt. I went into her drawer and behind all of her clothes was a cell phone. Not only did I not find the t-shirt, I also found out my Mom is cheating on my Dad with someone from work and now I have to pretend like I don't know. I work there too. FML
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interesting33 37
That is a difficult position for you to be in and unfair of her to put you in it. My automatic response is 'is the money worth it?' If I were your Dad I would be devastated and I would feel like my child loved money more than me. but things are always more complicated than that and it is not fair of your Mum to put you in that position.
Charlie Given 28
Sounds like mommy has been doing this for yrs. your dad will feel betrayed by both of you
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Comments (19)
Koios 30
As someone who had a parent cheat on another, YDI for not telling your dad and taking the money.
wphillips041 1
ok
LostSoul 20
I caught my mom cheating on my dad. I did not tell him. I also did not take money for it either. She did end up leaving him shortly after this. He told me he would not have wanted me to tell him. Was not my place. I also did not take cash to keep quiet. That is messed up.
AmbrosiaFan 19
That's sad you are taking the payments ... Tell your dad.
BlankName1990 2
that is low, tell the truth to your father you scum bag of a kid.
KIEdekka 14
you're partially at fault for agreeing to keep the secret for cash. that's only promoting the problem
Karmarocks946 9
Have no idea why so many people are agreeing. you're betraying your father by keeping this secret