pierced.
Reno, United States
Ouchies
Today, I went to a seamstress to be fitted for my wedding dress and left with a pierced nipple. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Disgusted
United States
TMI
Today, I met my biological mother for the first time. I also found out from her husband that she has her nipples and nether regions pierced. FML
Anonymous
Body modification
Today, I got a nipple piercing. My girlfriend thought I was pranking her with a fake piercing, because I wouldn’t be "daft enough" to get a real one, and she yanked it off, or rather through, my nipple. Yes, it cut my poor nip in half, and I now have two nipples where once I had only one. FML
anonymous1
United States
Today, my sister and I got fitted for bridesmaid's dresses. It was pretty sheer material, so I took off my bright pink thong and left it on the changing room hanger. As I was looking at myself in the mirror, a woman came out of the room holding my thong. She had tried it on. FML
oliverP123
United States
Today, I walked in on my mom and her friends comparing the differences in their nipples. FML
Anonymous
Pick me!
Today, I wore my tightest, slightly too small, push-up bra and low cut top to impress a guy at work. He came over to borrow a pen. I leaned down to get one out of my bag and my nipple popped out. FML
Username
United States
Today, I got my eyebrow pierced. By a fish hook. FML
Luna
Carmel, United States
Today, I found a tick half-buried in my nipple. FML
AAA
Hole for life
Today, I got a new piercing because I was trying to be spontaneous. Now, I realize its placement is off and I hate it. FML
piercingfreak
New Zealand
Piercing wit
Today, I went in to see my piercer. He took one look at my piercing I got a few months ago and laughed saying "What a shit job, I'm sorry but that's pretty crappy because it's not even straight!" I then had to awkwardly explain it was indeed him who had pierced me. FML
J.O.S
Philadelphia, United States
Today, I was stabbed in the chest. Not with a knife though, the under-wire from my bra escaped and stabbed me in the boob. FML
Top comments
nix1993 41
I know the feeling. I went to get my nipple pierced and left with a wedding dress. Surreal.
sexyboi1985 27
Wow ! Time to surprise him on the wedding night !
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Comments (76)
ItsMyLife1496 5
Ouch!
fieraislife 12
Dude I can feel the pain.
peelmeandsee 8
I'm curious as to how the beginning got to the end of this story.
person_of_music 10
Oh gosh, lol. I am so sorry, I hope it heals before the wedding... xD
Dopeshit_fml 4
lol
MLardinos 14
All I can think to say is ouch! It hurts my nipples to read this. FYL OP. Congrats on the wedding tho.
Iflabz 11
PEIRCE THE VEIL XD
ashleylovez 4
I have two...I'm only 15 it's not that bad ..wear a damn sports bra nd use peroxide 3 times a day it'll heal quick
Robert1989 9
two for one deal bot bad.
fantasyworld 39
Ouch.